"RAMBLIN MAN"..("RAMBLE ON")..(78)
Theres More Than One Way To Skin A Cat....Where In Hell Did That Saying Come From?...And Why Would Anyone Want To Skin A Cat?....Maybe It Came From The "Days Of Old"......When They Used The Fur As Clothes.....Hell........I Dont Know...And Thats Not What This Is Supposed To Be AboutWhat Is This About Anyway?
I Think Its About Things Some People Never Knew...............I Think
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And 66 Years After That
Mankind Landed On The Moon.............................................
They Started Having... "Charlie Chaplin Look A Like"... Contests
At That Time...A Very Young.... "Bob Hope"....Entered One Of These Contest........... And Won!
And During This Period...............They Was Another... "Charlie Chaplin"..... Look A Like Contest
And This Time...Just For The Hell Of It
Ole Charlie Chaplin Himself..... Decided To Enter The Contest
And Unbelievable.... As It Sounds
Ole Charlie Himself..... Finished In 3rd Place
(Seems..... That Two Other Guys..... Looked More Like Charlie Chaplin
Than He Did!.....................................................................
But
54 Million People...................Who Are Alive.............. As Of This Moment
Will Be Dead........................... Within 12 Months
Being A................. "Mortician?"
Now.....................Thats An Occupation............... That Will Never "Die"...................
Do you know what Friday the 13th is all about, and why its unlucky?
I Most Certainly Do
Do You Want me To Say It
Or Would It b=Be More Gentleman Like........ To Allow You To?
Ill Let You Answer It Miss Witch.................................................
No satisfaction now knowing you already know
was only today I found out the reason why behind Friday the 13th...
Why Not tell Us What You Think?.............................................
I Think A Lot Of People Will Agree With Me .....When I Say
You Will Always Be Remembered As
The Woman.... Who Always Says Shes Going To Sleep..........Countless Times
Or...................... Going Back Under The Covers
Until..... Finally.....When We Dont Hear From You Any More
It Is Then.....And OnlyThen.....That We Truly Know .......For Sure
That You Have........... "Retired For The Night"..............
There Are About
7 Billion Of Us Humans....... Upon This Earth
And..... Strange As It May Seem
We Could All Fit Inside........................1 Cubic Mile.............................................
Is Still 2 Million Less
Than It Was..... Before The Great Potato Famine
Of 160 Years Ago
(Figure That One Out)........................................................
Eventually.......Youll End Up Going In A Southern Direction
But
If You Were To Keep Going In An Easterly Direction
Youll Never Be Able To Go West..............................................
To Let Them Know You Are..... "Stuck In Traffic?"
Well...In All Actuality
You Must Realize That
"YOU"......................... Are The Traffic.....................................
And it is Friday the 13th
To some it is unlucky
No elevator. takes to that floor cause there is not any
Always Remember That
Humans Are Killed By..... "Vending Machines"..........4 Times More............................
I Didnt Realize The Date
And I Have To Leave On The 13th Too
Be Careful Tomorrow Miss Cappy..........In All You Do...................................................
Each And Every One Of Us
Has An Almost 1 Percent Chance
Of Being Related To...................."Genghis Kahn".......................................