Posted:Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:05 AM CST
I want my hover car!!
I think someones time machine went a little bug-nutty, it seems as though I slept for 20 years these last 2 days.....damn it, I hate it when that happens. I always had a weird thing with missing time, but c'mon, TWENTY YEARS?
Thats a bit much, and I am sure there was absolutly no probing going on.
You know, exit only and all. Umm, yeah.
So, I wonder, 20 years.....*wavy imagination lines*
I come home, and begin to rant bitterly about the lack of flying cars....still.
"Damn it, I want my hover car, and why can't this stupid video-phone work right, I'm sick of seeing someone make the appropriate hand gesture five minutes after it was needed...grrrrrr"
I put my portfolio on my battered kitchen table, the leg wobbles, my pack of meowing hungry cats twine about my legs.
Oops, sorry, wrong person 20 years in the future, sorry crazy-soon-to-be-cat-lady.
I smack my portfolio on the old and badly shaped kitchen table, its leg wobbles.
The clock chimes 10AM.
"Stupid mass transit sytems, I was supposed to be home hours ago, solar-powered piece of crap,you'd think they'd clean the graffiti off the panels occasionally."
I take out a frozen burrito from the freezer and pop it into the plutonium powered cook-box, careful to wear my saftey gear.
"Yeah, really safe GE.....morons."
Muttering I shake my head, though its hard to do what with the gasmask and all.
Another horrid day pushing the same button over and over again, at sprokets sprockets. ( sorry hanna barberra for the slight copyright infringement )
"YOU ALL SUCK!"
Hrm...you know, I think I'll head back to bed, maybe I can get back to 2009, and all will be well..........*wavy imagination lines*
EEEEKKKKKK, ok, that wasn't fun, I really have to stop thinking so bitterly, that was a terribly icky future.....can you believe it, NO HOVER CARS YET!!!!