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SoI said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"...

Just Done The MathOver my lifetime, I spent 95% of my money on booze, drugs, and parties. The rest I just wasted...

If a tree falls in a forest...We don't need to get philosophical about it. It makes a sound. It does. Do you need to see webcam video as proof? It makes a sound and that's my final...

The clairvoyant knowsA very dear friend of mine consulted a fortune-teller or a clairvoyant yesterday as the uncertainty of the globe put her into a very nervous state. W...

X filesA new analysis of samples collected from a Wuhan seafood market has suggested for the first time a concrete link between some of the wild animals bein...

What I don't like about been singleI've no-one to pick my bad mood out on, with Anyone in the mood for taking, stick...

Knock knock...

lolMy wife said to me "look at our new neighbors. See the way he holds her, the way he kisses her. How come you don't do that?" I said "because I don'...

I am I am ......i think I am :)One of the good days it was today.... a day of light and happiness no shadow formed against me shall prosper... ....and if you say what to that then...

Words That End in AN

A parrot or a dog??????A parrot or a dog a parrot reports and shites on command......A dog stays with you for life accepts you 4 you and is as loyal as.....well if your a do...

:)A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St...

Aliens amongst us!They abduct us at night probe us and implant microchips in our azzes how bizarre there leader is a red faced chucky doll called Donald trump..........

Teenage Umbilical Cord

I don't think 'Ketchup' man might be interested...lolHeinz Looks for Man Who Survived a Month at Sea Eating Only Ketchup So They Can Buy Him a Boat Spotting an opportunity to change someone’s life and...

New York street smart...I worked with a guy who had lots of common sense but barely made it through high-school. It wasn't that he couldn't do the work, his mind was elsewher...

Yet another balloon taken down

Over hard, over easy, and runny...

Why

Liz Cheney is thinking about running for president, the Don Knows!...

Joke'sWhat's the definition of madness......?.......... the awnser is two bald men fighting over the last hairbrush in walmart.......... Whats the def...

There's a BIG balloon outside?

Funniest way to die (Kick the bucket)

Business Proposal...I got up this morning thinking, there must be a way to quickly become a multi-millionaire. I just need to find the right Business Proposal. If I play...

The 55 minute timer...In the days of black & white Television, my parents owned a model that had a timer as part of the on-off switch. My guess is people who used the TV pr...

I don't care how monkeys eat bananas...I've seen and read stories telling me I'm eating bananas the wrong way. They describe how the world does it, including monkeys. They flip the banana o...

Funny story about a greedy police officer...Police Share Mugshot of Canine Officer Accused of 'Stealing'

If CS suddenly closed their site...I'm doing some 2023 what if scenarios and pondered what would happen If CS suddenly closed their site... Happy? Sad? Some trauma? Indifference? Woah,...

Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's ElectionsEL PASO, TX — Following a long-awaited and much-publicized visit to the U.S.-Mexico border, President Joe Biden sought to reassure the American people...

Laughter and food...a great combination.SMILE A WHILE...AND GIVE YOUR FACE A REST. That should really be 'flipping', not "flicking"....

Religion, COVID and the fear of 5G...There appears to be a connection between religion, COVID and the fear of 5G as they often are blogged together. That reminds me of the senior member w...

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