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Too Tired To Touch Myself!Working a lot these days...exhausted when I finally lay in bed at night, no time to think nor do anything else, just sleep and drag myself out of bed...

You've slept with HOW many people?Hundreds. HUNDREDS. Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom. But what happens when they aren’t a stranger, an...

Graduating from CS schoolCS really is like a school - all the way from kindergarten to graduation. Okay, an odd one. We have no idea how long we will be here, that first day -...

Haggle for love?So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I said, but no thanks. Manager instantly said okay,...

CS soap operaCatching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages births deaths boasts cries for exciting advice? You'...

How long is too long?When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t...

You've changedEvery serious relationship you were ever in, changed you. Men change for women and yes, women really do change for men. Did you keep the changes o...

Reasons not to get marriedHere's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married, then widowed, and believes marriage is important...

Normal peopleDo normal people exist? First you have to define normal. Take yourself. Are you normal? YAY! Find someone like yourself. YAY! If they really...

Moving Forwards, Going Backwards.Tell me I'm not the only one that sits and wonders where their life is going , anyone? While I'm quite happy being single and practically living th...

Funny But CuteA husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to sh...

In the future ..In the future children will be raised believing it is their duty to seek a happy life, with just one proviso*. They will be taught from the beginning...

CUTE BUT FUNNYA married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" questions the pr...

Dance Is a Great Thing! Why? You May Say? By falicia's Own Opinion)Dance, Will Help You to Forget All Your Problems! It Will Set You Free of All Of Them! " Please at List Try It" "Dance' You Do No Need to Be a...

My old fashion BlackBerryYesterday, I had a casual meeting with my secondary friend. He has been living in New Zealand for 25 years. We talked a lot. I need to show him pictur...

Bigger Mature GuysHe's strutting by wearing white gym vest and a Capri a little too snug for comfort. Funny ensemble but the girls aren't watching his bland choice of w...

Women's preference six packs or other.Noticed threads about ladies body - build - size preferences in general. What body - build - size to the ladies really look for In a soulmate....

A foot and a Half ,.Marie and Tony were just married, and they're spending their honeymoon night at her mother's house. Maria, being a good Italian girl, is a virgin,...

A Little old Biker LadyLMAO!!! A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all...

Terrible NewsHaving a great family support system makes it fairly easy to deal with what my aging parents are going through. I'm glad I have no need to throw a pi...

ONE MORE JOKE ,A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent." "one penny?" exclaimed the guy....

THURSDAY HUMORA huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment yo...

Clarify for me?So I have old fashioned morals and principles...I cant help it..it is who I am and yet I find myself adrift in this new weird world of dating or what...

Wednesday humorA small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Tracey, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the org...

JOKE OF THE DAYThe Joke of the Day Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each ot...

More Morning HumorRetired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the co...

I have a sense of Humor :)One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each...

I love a Good JokeEdith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her c...

Monday Morning Humor ,,It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived a...

HAPPY ST, PATRICK'S DAY ( Funny)Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to t...

TherapyIt's almost been a year now since I semi retired and moved a hundred miles to Tampa where my elderly folks live. I've talked for many years about my...

Laugh for the dayEverybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I...

Laughter is like vitamins for the soulA policeman, walking around at night sees a car with the inside lights on. So he looks inside, and he sees a guy in the front, reading a book, while i...