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It was a wild idea a few years ago and now it's up where the U.S. Senate has passed a bill that could ban TikTok unless its Chinese parent company, ByteDance, divests from it.

Just think of all the FREE TIME people will have if they weren't posting hundreds of thousands of 'look at me' while I change my clothing videos!



Or moon-walk videos:
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On Monday, April 8th, there will be a narrow path total eclipse that will skirt diagonally from part of Mexico, across America into Canada. The longest duration of this eclipse is about FOUR MINUTES and TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS, so if you are planning to travel across the country to be in the path to view this event, my best guess is you should already have arrived at a hotel, unpacked your viewing glasses and having dinner.

Tomorrow could be a hectic day as Arkansas Governor, Sarah Huckabee has declared a state of emergency ahead of the eclipse. She's released $100,000 from the Response and Recovery Fund to help commercial carriers transport essentials to customers in the state during the eclipse.

The state emergency will remain in effect until April 10.

Many of the comments that I've read think that Huckabee over reacted, maybe referencing the Chicken Little / Henny Penny fable where the sky is falling.

Sara, it's just like night-time but, only 4 minutes in duration. Call off the National Guard, there's no need for the villagers to huddle in caves like they did a thousand years ago!




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Many people sell things due to their name or brand...and now introducing a Trump- Lee Greenwood Bible called "God Bless America Bible" and apparently Trump has many bibles...

He was the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
He represented wholesome values of kindness and innocence.
He was courageous and intelligent.
He survived death after being hit with a mallet.
But he knew that his destiny was Disney world, and that one day his followers would be able to join him there and experience the fantasy that he played his part in creating.

BIDEN’S NEW BOLD WAR ON MCDONALD'S SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES Is a priority of his over national security. You can't make this clowns act up. This is unbelievable.

competition in the replacement parts and repair services markets is necessary.
While President Biden may champion this cause, dubbing it a critical national issue, it is important to question its significance in the grand scheme of things.

He is supposed to be protecting his people, the legal citizens of this country. Let's go brandon.

Donald Trump suggests he might deport Prince Harry if he wins US election

The former President says he will take "appropriate action" if the Duke is found to have lied about taking drugs on his US immigration forms.

The former President says he will take "appropriate action" if the Duke is found to have lied about taking drugs on his US immigration forms.

Donald Trump has suggested he could deport the Duke of Sussex from the United States over claims he lied on his visa application about taking drugs.

In an interview with Nigel Farage, the former President said he would take “appropriate action” if he were to win November’s presidential election and Prince Harry was found to have lied on his immigration forms.

Trump teases. Make America Great Again! He is spot on in this interview about other countries taking from the USA.

Well, here is a proposal for billy to settle once and for all wether his unscientific baloney might be true or not.

Woke influencer lists all of the "terrifying" things that Trump will do if he wins and accidentally made him the most epic campaign ad ever.

I like most of Agenda 47 ideas and I hope Potus Trump actually implements Agenda 47 early 2025 and gets us out of this hole mr biden has dug the USA into. Let's get America back on a road to prosperity, security and end starting wars using a moral compass.

With a national debt of 33 trillion plus U.S. dollars, America cannot afford to be a free mercenary state for other NATO nations. Other NATO sovereign countries need to grow up and settle their own issues among themselves and with non NATO countries.

Agenda 47 spells Freedom. Let's Make America Great again everyone!



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