Let's see how weird you really are _ (Okay for both Guys and Girls to complete)

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1. Where would making love be most difficult for you?

In a space station under zero gravity

In a confessional

At your parents wedding aniversary celebration

When your dog is watching you

In a supermarket

When your father-in-law is filming it

When you're married

When you're asked to dress up like Ghandi

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2. What would you least like to find in a sandwich?

A short black curly hair

Meat

Something moving

A slimy item that you cannot identify

Sweetbreads

A fingernail

Salad

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3. Which is the worst thing to happen on a first date

You wake up next morning in Vegas and you're married

They pull out 2-for-1 vouchers to pay for the meal

They have their mum with them

They are 20 years older than their picture

They confess to being a cross dresser

You recognise them from the Jerry Springer show

They ask you how much money and insurance you have

They turn up looking like they have a seriously contagious disease

They ask you to fill out a questionaire

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4. What is the worst thing to find in the back of your new dates car

An Axe

5 pairs of used thongs/boxers in different sizes

An appointment card for the 'Special' clinic at the hospital

A leaflet about recovering from gender change surgery

His/her mother

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5. Which of these things would you feel most uncomfortable buying?

A fur coat

A dildo

A blow up woman/man

Sex

A mail order wife/husband

Condoms for your parents

an 'I'm sorry, I was wrong' card

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6. Which of these foods should not be included in a sex session

Black Pudding

Oversized Salami

Dill Pickles

Chillies

Hot Dogs

Potato Chips/Crisps

Pineapples

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7. How would you get revenge on a cheating lover

Put their face on a billboard telling everyone about what they did

Chop of their penis / sew up their viagina

Clean out their bank account

Get them drunk and tattoo 'Cheater' on their Ass so they can't see it

Post embarassing pictures of them on Facebook

Screw their closest family member

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8. If you were invited to an orgy would you

Say 'No'

Go by your self

take your partner

take your freinds

take your friends and your partner

open it to your Facebook community and ask them to come along

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9. Which one of these is the biggest turn off in bed

Breaking wind

Bad breath

3 of your partners freinds from work

Unshaved whiskers

meat flavoured condoms

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10. Which of these would you name your new hair and beauty business

Blow Jobs

Shaven Haven

Hirsute Honeys

Rabbi's Snip

The all new Hair and Beauty Shop

Connecting Singles^® Compatibility

Compatibility

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