Could I Tolerate You Long Enough To Get Laid?

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1. Do you consider yourself to be male or female?

Male

Female

Both/Neither

I've never looked/Unsure

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2. Do you believe in God

Yes, and I'm sure!

Yes, but I'm not sure.

No, but I'm not sure.

Which God? FSM?

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3. Are you a great big fatty (more than 20 lbs. overweight)?

I have as many chins as a Chinese phone book.

Yes, but it's my "metabolism."

Yes, but I don't have time to take care of myself.

No! I try to take care of my health.

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4. What's your favorite type of food?

Steak & Taters

Fast Food

Pizza

"Alternative" cuisine: Chinese, French, Italian, Thai, German, etc.

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5. Be honest: Are you pretty freaking OLD?

Nope. I'm under 25!

I'm between 25 and 30. I can still use the bathroom on my own, but my best days are behind me.

I'm between 30 and 40...I'd order bran cereal on our first date.

I'm back in diapers.

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6. Do you think I'm pretty?

Hell yeah!

You're a little bit fat and/or old for my taste, but I'd do you.

You are not as pretty as you think you are, missy.

You are a gargoyle.

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7. If we hit it off, how long before I'd get to sample the goods?

I'd invite you in at the end of the night!

What do you mean by "goods"? What are "goods"?

In the restaurant, while we're waiting to be seated.

I don't want to date, so...immediately!

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8. Do you keep yourself reasonably clean?

I try, but my homeless shelter has low water pressure.

Yes! I bathe daily.

No, but I'm a hippy. Smelling funky is "natural."

A bath (not a shower) is the only way to go.

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9. Are you looking to fall in WUV?

No, I just want some good, dirty fun!

No...but it could happen, I guess.

I'm already in wuv--with you!

I don't believe in wuv. It's just a combination of lust and friendship.

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10. What kind of music do you prefer?

Rock

Pop

*Ethnic*

Country

Classical

Karaoke

Big Band

Chanting (Druid Music)

Reggae

Oldies

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