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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 28, 2008, 2:40 PM CST
jan45 wrote:
Here is some similar.
The bodyguard and the student
A bodyguard and a student were travelling in a train.But there was too hot and a beautiful lady asked them to open the window.The student tried,tried several minutes,but the lock of the window was out of order and he didnt open it.Then the bodyguard broke the glass of the window with his head and said:
"Look boy,it s not important what do you have here in muscles,it s important what do you have here,in your head!"


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Thanks for sharing....


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 2:11 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
Hello Eri


Hey hun....how are ya????



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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 2:04 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Oh I'm good...just still trying to get rid of my damn cold...and I got back together with the love of my life recently so....I am very very happy these days....How's you doll????


I'm great sweetie....works is awesome, busy as hell, dating, having fun...and yes with a cold too but its going away....

Grrrrrrrrrreat to hear that....you most be amazinglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy happy....



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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:56 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
She was here a couple of days ago, but I missed her. Otherwise, I haven't heard from her for a while.

Hope you are well!!!


I am grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat and urself???

Miss ur jokes hun....among other things....



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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:55 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I know doll...but I have sweety and don't want him to think I'm scopin out the young dudes....



Ok....

How are u ??

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:48 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Erica!!!!


Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn......

Miss ya tons....


hug

Havent heard from Dana, is she ok???

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:47 PM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
Yes all doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Now just waiting..he wanted to come up early and get me...

but i told him i couldnt do this to family and all...

having a get together


danceline party

I'm really happy for you guys....

Keep me posted please hun....


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:46 PM CST
We don't have anymore say something's thread????


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:45 PM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
No honey...8 days when he leaves to come here


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....yay

Are u almost set with the packing and all???

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:44 PM CST
airliner wrote:
I hold the fork with my left hand
I never drive on the wrong side of the road
and I have always thrown out the "right" ones out the window



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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
Sommerauer71 wrote:
Only us Brits could come out with that...


You guys are funny....sticking out tongue


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
Beautiful Picture by the way...


Hey Joooooooooojooooooooooooooo, 2 weeks????

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
No his shyness and not wanting to post his pic cause he thought he was too ugly caught my attention...



I know girlie, just joking with u all...

I stil wonder if that's his pic though.....confused


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:35 PM CST
Is that really ur pic????



sticking out tongue


Hi girls....He sure caught ur attention uh???...hahahha...

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 1:04 PM CST
shipoker58 wrote:
Love it!!!


Hey huuuuuuuuuuuuuun...

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 12:59 PM CST
It's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funny...wishing you the best weekend of your lives....

Keep smiling.....you're breathing, right????

teddy bear

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the
little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This American
should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in
the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the
road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the
window.




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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 27, 2008, 12:52 PM CST
Inver why are u giving me such bad news when I just logged in....

scold

Shame on you.....now come give me a hug....

hug

tip hat This is for you Paul.....lips


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 20, 2008, 12:58 AM CST
Enduro wrote:
A beautiful post of love and friendship. Thank you Erica
This is something meaningful for me that you may like:

"Happiness keeps you sweet,
Trials keep you strong,
Sorrows keep you human,
Failures keep you humble,
Success keeps you glowing,
But only friendship keeps you going."


Loved ittttttttttttttt.....

yay


Thanks for sharing and I hope this is the first day of a wonderful friendship....


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 20, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
curious wrote:
Oh, I love it when things work out like that! My name is Amy and I am so pleased to know you.



Great meeting you Amy...

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Sep 20, 2008, 12:31 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
i cried cuz i am lonely


You're never lonely babygirl....


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