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Tried it, failed like crazy... I couldn't hold the pen between my toes, and I kept knocking stuff off my desk waving my hand around in circles


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Good one..I must be idiot proof (I got no teeth to try that)


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I was never a real big fan of Michael Jackson, but as a kid, I used to watch the cartoon show of the Jackson 5. I've heard several ways in which he died, the most being a heart attack, but I also heard someone saw Michael Jackson in the childrens ward having a stroke LOL (I know, I'm bad. but hey, I gotta be me)


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My guess would be, for Gordy, a yellow hardhat and a cheezy grin, and knowing Curlywolf aka Jen, I'd have to say a lampshade, that is when (or is that if) she gets off the floor.
Jens "pet hairs" How many times do I have to tell you Jen, no matter how or where he's sitting, Gordy is not your pet. Now I realize he may sit at your feet and make that funny purring noise whenever you look down at him and belch (or fart, whichever comes first) but that still doesn't make him your pet.


Gordy, stop drooling you're making a drool pool, or did Jen have another "accident" ?


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Over youe head dude, WAY over your head


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Ok then how about: Michael Jackson (that way you cover BOTH male AND female...

The news reported him to have died from a heart attact, yet I heard some cop saw him in the childrens ward having a stroke



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John Lennon


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Hey kid, you forgot one:

Ladies always remember: The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach...
However jumping down his throat isn't a shortcut.




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In spite of the recent death of Michael Jackson


Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.


Q: Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.


R.I.P. Michael Jackson



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Well you know what they say.... that's why pubics are curled, so you don't poke yer eye out when you floss




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Well, can you ?


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A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, 'BITCH!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.


Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

A: They both wriggle when you eat them.


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.




An Irish man is sitting a a bar drinking
A flamboyantly gay man comes up to him and asks, "can i give you a blow job?"
The Irishman stands up and punches the gay man.
The bar tender comes over and asks, "Why did you hit that guy?"
The Irish man replied, "He said somethin about me gettin a job"


A man runs into a pub and asks the bartender to set up 10 shots of whisky. As the bartender sets up the shots, the man starts
downing them one after the other. The bartender worried the man might throw up, he suggests the man slow down drinking. The
man turns to the bartender and says, "I'm 40 years old and have just had my first blowjob". The bartender was so impressed
that he offered the man another shot on the house, but the man wiped his mouth and said, "Thanks, but no thanks, if these
10 shots don't kill the taste, nothing will".


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A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL


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LOL, good one Kim, ok, my turn (again)

There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha)

A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence"

The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont work"

The German shephard says "I love liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont work"

The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine"


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Since this is called: More dumb jokes, here is the all time
dumbest joke so far, let's see someone top this one:

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.




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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the dealership and past the Tim Horton's.

Taking off down the Trans Canada , he floored it to 120 kph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the highway, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him, no problem!" thought the elderly nut
case as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for
this nonsense!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.





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Man walks into tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on is dick!

Tattoo artist says "you will need to give me ONE good reason before I do this"

Man: I can give you THREE good reasons......

1) I like to play with my money

2) I like to watch my money grow

and last but not least...

3) My old lady can blow $100 bucks without leaving the house!!!!!!!!!


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Isn't that the most important ?


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