Posted: Dec 12, 2007, 10:19 AM CST
Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the tiled bathroom floor.
Instead of slipping forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits & suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out to her husband "Bruce, Bruce".
Bruce came running in.
"Bruce I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "Your stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate)
They came back and both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it"
Cobba said, "Lets try plan B"
"Plan B" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
Cobba explained "I'll go home and get a hammer and chisel, then we can break the tiles under her to release the vacuum".
"Spot on" said Bruce, "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits"
"Play with her tits?" Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that Mate"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
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