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we've finally trained you to flinchim so proud


and the *ahem* ladies in question are only wise from years of pain

now its valuable to share- thats pretty neat

i do not wish to close the door on my past...

Have you ever had sex with married man or woman and if yes how was you feelings about that?

I would give her a big huge hug

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat

a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when

a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men?
until they can walk down the street with a bald head

and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

There's the trick, just enjoy the fishing whether you catch anything or not!

Ok , but all the more reasons to move on. If she has continually lied to you , what would make her tell the truth now , conscience ? I doubt she has one

You have been hurt to much ! Can you not leave well enough alone jmo

Even better. Get to sit back and relax while you're doing it.

Never did really understand the reasoning of constant throwing and reeling, leave the lure in the water, something will bite!