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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Oh NO! I need sex much more than once a year!


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
hopefloats: ....or what about days ending in "y"??!!


I'll do it on those days too ... or nights ... does that sound desperate?


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
I'm sorry but I don't get pissed off. If anyone will do the pissing off around here it's me.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
friends4now: Decided to put this here although under advice would work too:

I have a serious problem dating guys unavailable-emotionally-because I go after the "bad boy". I have to turn around at the "inmates working" signs...

Why do woman (the ones I know) always go for the sexy, dark, brooding type instead of the open funny smart and intelligent type?

So my profile says I don't want to be with a bad boy no drinking no drugs no games yet those are who catches my attention.....

I can't bring them home to the family that's for sure-typically they are GREAT in the sack too-can good guys be good in bed?

What is your opinion?

Oh and I AM talking to a good guy-but he has a few emotional problems......


It's the thrill of the competition. Men do it too. Thirty two years ago Colleen McCullough wrote "The Thorn Birds" about a woman who formed a romantic attachment to a priest (to put the plot simply). At that time lots of women had romantic yearnings for priests. Unavailable. Many homosexuals (men and women) fantasize about seducing a straight person. It's all about the challenge. These people aren't looking for a stable relationship. They are looking for an impossible relationship that will enhance their image of themselves.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
gypsysoul: A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T"

For Example:

Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow


I like the days with a "d" in them.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
You bet size matters. I gave a girl my whole Toberalone and it hurt her. You have to be careful ... too much chocolate can give girls a belly ache!


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Nah .... we men are smart enough to leave it liquid before we squeeze.

If you girls could emulate us you could squirt a baby into a mould and even choose it's sex after birth.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: I just got a knock at the door and some indian guy is standing there saying.. do you have a black cat? My wife is pregnant and your cat keeps attacking her


Do you think that he might be one of those secret Indian sects that eat cats?

Perhaps he is lining up your cat for the plate and he knows that he needs to be able to plea "self defence" ... KEEP PUSSY INSIDE!


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
I remember craving SLEEP!

"Can you rub my back?"
"I'm hot, pull the blankets off."
"I feel like a toasted cheeze rarebit ... you know, the ones you make with pepper." (This at 2:00 am)
"What will we call it if it's a girl?" (That was an invitation for me to start thinking at 1:00 am)

And let's not forget the ever unanswerable, "Is pregnancy making my arse fat?"


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
In response to: I BET NONE OF YOU EVER MET THE DEVIL AND EVEN IF YOU DID COULD'NT TELL US THE STORY ?


How's that for a couple of stories about meeting the Devil?


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Or this slightly darker number again from Mr Kristofersen. I suspect Kris met the Devil more than once ... but understood who the Devil really is.

A couple of years back I come across a great and wasted friend of mine in the hallway of a recording studio. And while he was reciting some poetry to me that he had written, I saw that he was about a step away from dying, and I couldn't help but wonder why. And the lines of this song occurred to me. I'm happy to say he's no longer wasted, and he's got him a good woman. And I'd like to dedicate this to John and June, who helped showed me how to beat the devil.

It was wintertime in Nashville
Down on Music City Row
And I was looking for a place
And to get myself out of the cold
To warm the frozen feeling that was eating at my soul
Keep the chilly wind off my guitar
My thirsty wanted whiskey
But my hunger needed beans
But it had been a month of paydays
Since I'd heard that eagle scream
So with a stomach full of empty
And a pocket full of dreams
I left my pride and stepped inside a bar
Actually I'd guess you'd call it a tavern
Cigarette smoke to the ceiling
And sawdust on the floor
Friendly shadows
I saw that there was just one old man sitting at the bar
And in the mirror I could see him checking me and my guitar
And he turned and said,
Come up here, boy, and show us what you are
I said I'm dry, and he bought me a beer
He nodded at my guitar and said,
It's a tough life, ain't it?
I just looked at him
He said, you ain't making any money, are you?
I said, you been reading my mail
He just smiled and said, let me see that guitar
I got something you ought to hear
And then he laid it on me

If you waste your time a talking
To the people who don't listen
To the things that you are saying
Who do you thinks gonna hear?
And if you should die explaining how
The things that they complain about
Are things they could be changing
Who do you thinks gonna care?
There were other lonely singers
In a world turned deaf and blind
Who were crucified for what they tried to show
And their voices have been scattered by the swirling winds of time
cuz the truth remains that no one wants to know

Well the old man was a stranger
But I'd heard his song before
Back when failure had me locked out
On the wrong side of the door
When no one stood behind me
But my shadow on the floor
And lonesome was more than a state of mind
You see, the devil haunts a hungry man
If you don't want to join him
You gotta beat him
I ain't saying I beat the devil
But I drank his beer for nothing
Then I stole his song

And you still can hear me singing
To the people who don't listen
To the things that I am saying
Praying someone's gonna hear
And I guess I'll die explaining how
The things that they complain about
Are things they could be changing
Hoping someone's gonna care
I was born a lonely singer
And I'm bound to die the same
But I've gotta feed the hunger in my soul
And if I never have a nickel
I won't ever die ashamed
cuz I don't believe that no one wants to know.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Artist: Kristofferson Kris
Song: The Silver Tongued Devil and I
Album: Essential Kris Kristofferson

I took myself down to the Tally Ho Tavern,
To buy me a bottle of beer.
And I sat me down by a tender young maiden,
Who's eyes were as dark as her hair.
And as I was searching from bottle to bottle,
For something un-foolish to say.
That silver tongued devil just slipped from the shadows,
And smilingly stole her away.

I said: "Hey, little girl, don't you know he's the devil.
"He's everything that I ain't.
"Hiding intentions of evil,
"Under the smile of a saint.
"All he's good for is getting in trouble,
"And shiftin' his share of the blame.
"And some people swear he's my double:
"And some even say we're the same.
"But the silver-tongued devil's got nothing to lose,
"I'll only live 'til I die.
"We take our own chances and pay our own dues,
"The silver tongued devil and I."

Like all the fair maidens who've laid down beside him,
She knew in her heart that he'd lied.
Nothin' that I could have said could have saved her,
No matter how hard that she tried.
'Cos she'll offer her charms to the darkness and danger,
Of somethin' that she's never known.
And open her arms at the smile of a stranger,
Who'll love her and leave her alone.

And you know, he's the devil.
He's everything that I ain't.
Hiding intentions of evil,
Under the smile of a saint.
All he's good for is getting in trouble,
And shiftin' his share of the blame.
And some people swear he's my double:
And some even say we're the same.
But the silver-tongued devil's got nothing to lose,
I'll only live 'til I die.
We take our own chances and pay our own dues,
Ah ha ha ha.

The silver tongued devil and I.

Thank you Mr Kristofferson


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Yeah sure .... whales are nice, but getting back to Mimi McPherson ...


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
SummerUK: Awwwww yes I guess they do in your little world where the tumbleweed rolls gently down the street

But the real estate is still more valuable than that fenced by your ears.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
claire_1224: : Would u date me?


Is that a trick question?


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
SummerUK: And not ALL men are just walking Dildos


It seems that a lot of women are walking vancant lots though.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
SummerUK: Ooooooooooooo what a refreshing thread


And ANOTHER! Could it be that the average female IQ of the Northern Hemisphere is a single digit?


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
somechick: Couldn't have stated it better.

Hi Ocee


Whooops! There's another. Probably got a relative typing for her.


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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
liveNlarger: Your darn tootin

Hi Ocee


Oh hang on ... I stand corrected. There is one that must have her carer operating the computer for her.


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