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If you were sure you were going to die.

(loads of lovely money...happily ever after...)




ok





for you. (grin)


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(((huggs)))


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Well, come to think of it, not ALL men are useless.

Soon after Sir Lancelot moved to Egypt he opened his very successful Used Camel Lot.


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Ya can't even trust the smart ones...

Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.


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Watch out for those atheist guys...

Atheist guys don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.


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Ohhhhh...Stay away from these men...
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.


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What men to avoid:

Careless pyromaniacs. Hear tell they make an ashes of themselves.


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Hmmm...I want ambiguity, or possibly something else.

Cooking does it for me sometimes...I beat the eggs and I whip the cream, but the onion always makes me cry.


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We all have God consciousness. Not a he/she/or thing. ...Vibrations.
We have imagined ourselves into imagined existence. Everything around us represents our imagined views of our existence. What our 'Self/soul' imagines causes our imagined effect. We are never the same from moment to moment. The vibratory effects along with our Self Consciousness changes (us-imaginary human condition) all the time. What we think in the Mind of our 'Self' creates our world and our Universe.

<smile> You get what you pay for.


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Thanks for asking. I had no problems at all. I did see a few people buying bleach today, though.

How about you?


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I have a feeling that late night talk show hosts are going to have a run on this one.


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I guess old habits are hard to kick.


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Ha haha

What do you do with an 86 year old shoplifter?


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I can't imagine how they figured she was shoplifting.


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Woman, 86, faces shoplifting charge in 61st arrest
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Aug 6, 9:18 PM (ET)

CHICAGO (AP) - Authorities said a 86-year-old woman charged with shoplifting wrinkle cream and other items from a Chicago grocery store has been arrested 61 times since 1956. Ella Orko was arrested Sunday afternoon on the North Side after she allegedly stuffed $252 worth of groceries into her pants, including cosmetics, salmon, batteries and instant coffee.

She was charged with felony shoplifting.

Police said Orko has gone by as many as 20 aliases in the past.

Court records indicate that she has now been arrested 61 times and has 13 convictions for shoplifting.

She was arrested the first time in 1956 in Chicago for petty larceny and again in 1958 for grand larceny.

She's being held on $10,000 bail. It wasn't immediately clear who her lawyer is.


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I think our spirit seeks out love. Don't think we can live our existence in a life filled with hate. I think we would seek out the love of our pets or the beauty of nature -- something to sustain love of some sort. I believe we all need the nurturing aspect of love. For those that are struggling, make your focus of thought on joy, happiness, and loving 'others'. Love matters.


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I've found this thread to be quite hilarious. I doubt if intelligence has anything to do with feelings of jealousy. Sometimes, though, people are bated onto those feelings. That is crude, rude and unkind. I don't stay around those people who get off on seeing someone in the pain of jealousy. And, I agree that sometimes there are deep seated problems that a person has to work out those feelings themselves or with help. It's a sad problem that can happen to either gender.


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Well, squatty potties are just no fun.


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I know, I know... we (women) are jealous of how men pee.
(isn't that enlightening)


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