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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Today, 12:31 PM CST
Checking flights to Malta right now. Delicious ladies.kiss


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Today, 12:27 PM CST
welcome him or her to the old firm and celebrate at least one of my kids following in my footsteps.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Today, 12:23 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded t o fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'

The professo r then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'


To summarise a little, a doctor once told me that he had had to administer treatment to terminally ill people and that in all his years of professional practice he had never ever heared anybody about to die say " I wish I,d spent more time at the office working".sigh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Yesterday, 4:02 PM CST
Really don,t see why nationalism and centralism cannot co-exist. The only problem will be when centralist policies try to impose unrealisitc practices on autonomous regions. For example, Brussels say that here in the south of Spain we should observe the same working hours as other parts of Europe. We reserve the right to reject that absurd idea due to the extremely hot climate which precludes us from working outside in the afternoons at the height of summer, but we are still pro european, or at least I am.thumbs up


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:54 PM CST
.......or something like that.rolling on the floor laughing

Do men listen or just pretend to, or not even pretend to?


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:41 PM CST
melody4you wrote:
lagoona i like ur argument


Yep, he may look like a slip of a boy, but under that youthful exterior lurks....well lots of things really, including pithy, pertinent arguements. An old man in a boys body. Go get him girls.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:36 PM CST
Jan1305 wrote:
Eeeewww Elley stop. I feel ill.


Hi Jan, sorry. Bought a house many years ago off people a lot worse than this, really. The first viewing lasted thirty seconds and we had to leave. Went back home to get hankies doped up with perfume and returned with hankies held to mouth. Soon as the house was ours we got the council pest control to pop in and the stories the council man told us about these people.....yuk.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:32 PM CST
As I think it was the super wonderous and highly insightful Flor who told me, every bad contact takes you one contact closer to the good one,the right one.thumbs up kiss


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:27 PM CST
Sofija wrote:
all you want dear Want be slut male??Fine,just explain why?


Cause sluts have more fun, simple innit.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:26 PM CST
well I woke up this morning and I felt fingers fumbling my netherlands an I thought, that feels nice, wonder who broke into my house and slipped under the covers to fumble me. Huh, then realised it was my own hand and that I,d simply been sleeping on my arm for so long in the same position that it had gone dead. So I turned over to deaden the other arm and tried to fantasise that two women had broken into my house in the night. Then the stupid bint next next door spoiled it all by buzzing my bell. When I finally went to see who it was she,d beat a retreat, so I made a bacon butty instead.


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:18 PM CST
Sofija wrote:
don't be sad!We thinking better about you


Hey I,ll be the male slut, please let me.crying


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:17 PM CST
EnSilencio wrote:
You got guts riding one here at all in the first place, considering all the cars that also chose the pavement for passing fenced off areas.


Here the kids, 14 years old, ride scooters with no crash hat and no lights, up one way streets, through red lights at high speed and tell you to piss off if you flash them to let them know you are there. Hospital casualty dept is full of em, broken legs,arms...and then you see em doin the same thing on the scooter with crutches tucked under their arm, I swear it is true.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:11 PM CST
Woman next door called in the council fumigators, said she thought she,d smelt death. Apparently cause I aint been out awhile everyone thought I,d died and was busy bio degrading. Told the guy it was an over production of pheromones I got. Mind,don,t think he was listening, too busy scraping the green runny bacon off his shoe which dropped on the floor a month ago and I forgot, or couldn,t be arsed, to pick up. Bloody neighbours.conversing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:05 PM CST
Ok, seems a little bitch is in order.

1. Why can,t I book a flight without the use of a credit card ? My mum has the same problem, got no credit credibility cause she,s got no credit history cause she,s always paid cash.

2. Why the f..k can,t pedestrians walk in a straight line when I,m cycling up behind them on the pavement on my old pushbike. I go to the left to pass her, she does too, so I dodge to the right, she does too....what the f..k, does she want me to run into her ! Why am I riding on the pavement ? Come to southern Spain and try to ride a bike on the road, sign your last will and testament first.

3. Why does Sunday have to come after Saturday ? Why can,t we swap Sunday with Wednesday (complete with half day closing, and I,ll take the morning off sick, and have Sunday in the week t break it all up. Makes sense to me.dunno


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 1:51 PM CST

Just trying to flush you out, reeled you in good style. How,s it gouin Cath ?kiss


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 1:47 PM CST
ghost007 wrote:
I think alll of us do at some poinit in time ..we fall in love with shadows........with what we believe a person is ...with what we have built up in our mind .....and later we find out ....that much of what we had built up was an illsion ............... i think we all fall in loe with ghosts.....and maybe in a way its good ....part of love is seeing the person thorugh a veil........seeing the good and dismissing the bad......when that ends ..........and maybe the ghost diasppears ...and we see only the crassness ....the deficincies.......the shortcomings...loveis over ...and reality setsin......


Ah, of course, we have our very own resident ghost,just have to find out who,s made love to you and bingo we got a freal live ghost lover to accomapany the sheep shagger.rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
Oh and somebody said something about small tits, well I,m a big one. Actually small tits are ok cause you can spend ages kneading them til they get.....well, you know.....small.rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 1:41 PM CST
Nina3 wrote:
Uh-oh - I see someone in a wetsuit approaching...


Talking about me againprofessor well if I hadn,t started this thread you,d have all been bloody well bored all weekendsticking out tongue

Now then, who was it said as long as she,s open ?rolling on the floor laughing


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