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Ah,you mean my winning wit will be surely missed. Be good Bob,keep winning yourslef.And thanks for the laffs,another person I like as a friend.


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I have Radders and overall I think it is for the best.Thankyou for your good wishes and especially for your frienship which I value very highly indeed.


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...oh yes I am.I have thought about this for a long time and I have finally decided to commit CS suicide,that is to say to kill off the caricature of me I have created here.I have lots of reasons,all good.

1.I don,t want to have to tell any more lesbians I am a bloke.

2.I want to dedicate the finite energy I have to other professional and personal interests.

3.I have certain unresolved and worsening health issues,related to the stress I have had to endure this last five years,related to my divorce,related to my ex and her erstwhile family of outlaws,etc,etc.

4.I want to re-enter the real world completely.

5.Elley has become a bit of a monster who at times oversteps the mark and I find it difficult to exercise the self control here that is so easily done in real life.

I have had a great time here and although there are creepies about,there are also lots of really good folk.I,ve learnt a lot,I,ve had a laugh,I,ve been provoked and challenged and stimulated on a very wide range of interesting issues. For my part I have probably ruffled a feather or two,or at least elley has.

So to all those who I got on with,see ya on the beach,to all those I didn,t,will not see ya on the beach.I,ll not mention any names as if I miss one,which I will,they,ll get all uppity etc.

I hope you all find what you are looking for,whatever it is.As for me,I really didn,t know what to expect when I cam here a year or two ago.What I do know is that I have gained many new perspectives,some of them really quite warped and that like. I think overall my life has been better for having been here,in many ways it has helped me to get through what has been a truly horrendous divorce. So to all of you who have helped,even if it has been only in a small way,I thank you very much indeed. Be good and bye bye.


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...says it is immature and childish to hold a woman,s hand,to tell her you love her and absolutely totally lunatic to tell her your darkest secrets.When his girlfriend (and yes,he is very very successful with the women)asks him if he loves her he replies " Where am I ? I,m here,right,with you,right ? So why do I need to say with words what I tell you with my presence ? "




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Didn,t you know,we ALL live in the zoo ? Freedom is a zoo.


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Symbolist,I think you are really really great.You made me laff,lots an lots,thanks.However,gottago an build a bridge or two an re invent da wheel,an see if I can squeeze in a quick shag at same time.


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my god,someone who knows how to make a baby all on her own,thats us goosed then


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.....in out,in out....ok,drop the girder,some bint wants to get t,top,let er past or we,ll never ear the end of it....in out...


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In out,in out....oye move that girder....in out,in out....hey look,I,ve just invented the wheel....


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got yer dander up ave ya.An we thought it woz yooz wimmin who did all the multi taskin.Us ? we were buildin an inventin an avin a bloody good shag all at the same time. Owzat fer multitaskin.Fellas,I,m kin proud of you all.


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Where,s my trusty club look out ladies,Neanderthal man is back,hairy,lairy and oh so desperate.Lago,s busy doin some cave painting,the rest of the guys are out causin shit,I,m in with a chance here.


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Oh I get it,it,s only men who introduce crap into our lives and poor lil ole wimmin who get to do the cleanin up Of course my dear,the entire history of shit belongs at our door.Now be a good girl an go an get a dust pan an brush.


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If a woman is not interested in a man, whatever his approach is, she will see his interest,whichever way he chooses to express it, subtle or brutal, as calculating. I think Wordies advice was good,BUT even this could be perceived as calculating. Shit,it,s supposed to be the most natural thing in the world.Oh for the days when a men just clubbed a woman over the head and dragged her back to the cave by her hair.


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Just ignore me folks,jus a sad lil man.

Seriously,I think that was excellent advice.


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Oh at last,guidance from above,you are truly wonderful.Yes it sounds good to me.Oh thank you,thank you,thank you.I,ll try it out here first with some who don,t matter if it works or not...


So Lago,please do tell me about your etchings,all those scratchy lines an all,do you wear sexy knickers whilst doing it.


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ok,another doggy story. Another time,another dog.Walkin down the street one day near a set of traffic lights.Suddenly Sam sees a bitch across the road an without warning yanks so bloody hard sideways that I smash my head into a direction sign stancheon and fall on the ground unconscious.Later a very big bump appears on my forehead an I go to see the doc who tells me that I have a fractured skull but that it,s too dangerous to do anything about and just to let it play itself out an see what happens.Years later I find myself writing drivel on CS.Makes ya think eh.


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Ok,enuff.I,ll tell a funny true story.

Many years ago (too many)I had a beautiful golden Labrador which I used to take for walkies.He was such a big strong dog I had to use a metal lead.One day as we approach a street lamp I can hear a buzzing,getting softly louder as we approach,but I don,t pay it too much mind.I effin well should have done. Dog decides to take a leak at said lamp and god knows how many thousand volts shoot up through his pee an his tidger,through his body,right up metal lead.....I went into apoleptic kin shock.All my muscles tensed an locked up,hair stood on end,clothes started to kin fry.And although by this time I had a dim awareness of what was happening I was powerless to do owt about it.Then suddenly the dog stopped pee-in,broke contact,yelped an I fell in a heap on the flaw cursin him an threatening to have him curtailed.


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