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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:09 AM CST : how many dates til you spend the night?
Mercedes1: How many dates do you consume till you spend the night On the LOO?



laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I am "MOVED"


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:24 AM CST : Jokes for the day ...
Ralf74: One of my dates had a Siemens in his pocket too and i sent him home like that!!



My Siemens is an S55 model mobile phone.professor
and yes I usually do carry it in my pocket.

Why Ralf74 what else could you have been thinking.scold tongue


I did like your joke by the way. Thanks::laugh: rolling on the floor laughing


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:24 AM CST : Jokes for the day ...
Ralf74: An Irish woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex.
Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 Motorolas and a Samsung.

No Siemen was found.





conversing

I have a "Siemens" in my pocket

But I think it had better stay there as
the battery could not handle the swim to Ireland.


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sun Jan 4, 2009 8:50 PM CST : Would you???
spicey1: Oh come on people this has got to be more fun than those stupid "woe is me" threads or "what should we do about liars" threads!!



Ok then I would LICK You!!

But of course only to see just how " Spicy" you are.devil

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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:07 PM CST : Why are women so complicated, how do you solve the riddle?
A very funny movie I saw with Jack Nicholson called " As Good As It Gets".

Jack was an author and when asked how he understood women so well, his response was a classic, he said:

" It's easy I simply take away logic and reasoning and you have a woman!"

I hope that helps to uncomplicate women.laugh professor
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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:14 AM CST : All You People On CS May Not Know It But You Are........
"A Beautiful Bunch Of Misfits"
who are really more sane than most people I know.
You can easilly share your joys, sorrows and experiences.

But most of all, you are always ready to help others with
support, understanding, good advice and cheerful humour.
That is so precious and rare and I want to say thank you
for just being you.

I'd like to send my love and best wishes to all for a wonderful festive season.

Cheers Steven




teddybear christmas cool santa waving reindeer wave


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:05 PM CST : A thought...........
Lagoona22: As we think, so we are..




I tought it was you are what you eat?confused

idea
Ahhaa so if you eat your words then you will become them.professor

Great advise thanksgrin


Seriously though, that is good advise for us all.conversing wave








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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:51 PM CST : Women make it greater for men.
Yes God bless them

Wo to Men ie. Women roll eyes


Just who else would we give all our money to
and could it be in a SAFER PLACE??confused dunno




teddybear hug yay bouquet wave




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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:01 PM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
Claayer: If I were invisible I'd fly to the moon.

I'd sneak throo the airports.. and sneak into NASA .. and onto the aircraft.

Tho I expect it would go horribly wrong.. when I wasn't in a suit.. and wasn't strapped in.
Okaaaaayyy... I need to re think that.





laugh Claayer invisible?scold scold

But you wouldn't get into any mischief now would you???uh oh






daydream thumbs up shimmy joy cartwheel gotta go


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:59 AM CST : G-Spot
Indyfella: You'll find that some things just come natural.... It all works out~



Out?? No No it is In!professor

So go forth young man search deeply and with reckless abandon then
eventually you shall find.


Remember that when you hear Gee Gee oh Yes Geeeeee!!!cheering
Then you have reached your destination.

Enjoyyay


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:12 AM CST : country guy
Welcome to the asylum country guy.comfort

Medication is administered three times a day here as we
regularly have outbreaks of mad cow disease.uh oh roll eyes laugh




If you are not yet affected then run for hills
or just accept and enjoy.hug


party group hug danceline


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:33 AM CST : Ok! If Your belly button was on your.....
Such ridiculous topics and whacky ideas can
only be found here on CS.professor

Thank God and CS for the light relief.applause laugh





Your belly button is formed after your umbillical cord was cut
but what if it was accidentally cut too close???blues sigh


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:17 PM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
adamisk: if eye ware smert i culd spll .




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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:37 PM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
venere08: wave



Hi venere08wink

If I were in South Australia I would look you up.bouquet





But I am so blushing frustrated wave


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:30 PM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
RillyNiceGuy: if its red....i'll stick it out!



Nice to see a man who is not afraid to put his
best "foot " forward.head banger


Though here in Aus we are for ever told to "slip slop and slap!!"
So just how would your best red foot like that???:laugh

Be careful or you will get it sunburnt.elephant
and that could be a little painful.very mad











NB. Slip slop slap is- slip on a shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on a hatprofessor


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:05 AM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
RillyNiceGuy: If I was an olive. I would walk around with my pimentoe hanging out!



wow wow




Extra Virgin or recycled???jaw drop





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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:49 AM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
sweetowen: You must be an angel, because she came home, safe & sound, last evening.



Fantastic, great news very happy for you.conversing teddybear







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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:32 AM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
okistinker: If I were an ANGEL...

I would saturate our world with ultimate PEACE & LOVE, and take away all the poverty, making everyone in the world TRULY EQUAL!!!

May GOD bless all of my new friends on CS Forums...




That was beautiful thank youhug bouquet





Welcome to the CS forumsteddybear

You have many friends here.

danceline party danceline group hug buddies


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:29 AM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.



If was God then I would start all over.sigh


Only this time I would take 8 days just to get it right.professor












Oh and Eve would be just as cute.kiss hug


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Enduro Perth, Western Australia Australia
Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:22 AM CST : If I were ________ I would______________________________.
rusty_knight: If I were really rusty I would need a good 'oiling'!



If I had a good "oiling", then I wouldn't get friction burns.roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing










blues moping blues moping blues moping drinking dancing


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