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Polarbutterfly: That an old friend of mine is
planning to come and see me!
We've known eachother for almost 3 years.
He's a very kind and caring individual who
I met on C.S;he's such a dear friend..!!!!!!!!

I'm overjoyed at this point.

male48: hi everyone

RobertC2: Now Lilly declined to have men
When they numbered more than(ummmm)ten
She said they were sweet
(Which was really neat)
And she numbered them all with her pen!

(it gets worse, folks! )

illu_66: Robert/'keep it up'. You have SOOOO opened the floodgates....

RobertC2: Isn't ten enough?

RobertC2: There once was a Lilly called 'M'
Who said she really adored men
She had one or two
That she said she loved true
But called it a day when she'd had ten!

jlb684: If it's limericks you seek, illu,
I can offer up one, perhaps two.
I've done 'em before
And can come up with more.
Here's a sample of what I can do:

(from about a year ago, this is a reprint...will add something new in a few minutes, unless I hit the sack. Apologies to Tina, who inspired this rather risque bit...it stemmed from one of the ever-present anal sex threads.)

There once was an Australian lass
who refused to be f***ed in the ass
She said "Gents, do be wary
for this ass is cherry;
Miss the hole, and your ass is grass!"

druidess6308: I'm curious. The subject comes up because the man I've started dating is a member of the Baha'i faith, and they don't believe in premarital sex at all. And sex includes kissing, the research that answered that telling me why he hasn't kissed me yet, though we've now had three dates. Apparently they do believe in a short courtship, though, because of this and their awareness of human nature.

I asked him what his own views are regarding this, and he's not sure. I'm willing to give him time to figure it out, and to wrap my mind around the thought of marrying someone without ever having had sex first. Without kissing, though, I have to see...this isn't easy for a woman like me. No premarital sex was difficult enough to wrap my brain around, but doable. I want more than a slaking of physical need when we join because with this man I want full unity of mind, body, and spirit.

His roommate and some of my friends have stated that we can't consider ourselves to be in a relationship because we haven't had sex yet, and it made me wonder how that became the definition of being in a relationship. If two people wait until marriage, does that mean they're not in a relationship at all until they marry?

If you were interested enough in someone, and your feelings were definitely growing strong for them, could you date someone whose beliefs were like this, even if those weren't your beliefs?

popkorn: Hi Everyone :)

I been a single Mum Since pretty much day one ( since i was 3 months preggie) Kinda have been single ever since. Find it difficult to find someone who understands my situation.Anyways fort id say hi

Jan1305: To and too please too!

Oh and lose and loose.

Olsojente: This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama , Wal-Mart, where the young lady was shopping at the Flea market.Look at it closely!!

Now I ask you...Who stands and looks at a pair of men's briefs and sayshummmm ... I can make me a nice summer top from these!!On the other hand ... $6 for a three pack is a good price!!But what if they weren't bought new? That's redneck recycling

at its best.Don't throw out yer feller's drawers,

Just cut the crotch out and wear 'em.How very Green!

Phoenix: Last few matches.....

Beat man city....beat some German team...drew against Sunderland beat spurs....Lost only once this season and more points in the bag so far than at the same time last season or the previous few...

The only reason why I didn't post recently is I doon't want to rub your noses in it..........

Manu will win the league and quiet probably the champions league too.....and the FA cup is ear marked..I can see Liverpools season being over by the 3rd round of the FA cup (Jan 2010)

Conrad73: Wouldn't you like to know!