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Queensland singles
MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:43 AM CST
Where's relaxin? kizzy is running riot as thread hog tonight dunno
Somebody should give her some competition.


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Queensland singles
MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:36 AM CST
My first instinct was to say a rabbit..........but might need a bit more thought.


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:33 AM CST
I like the old fashioned approach.

Bash them over the head with your club. Drag them back to your cave by the hair.

Whats impressive about that you ask??

Its all to do with the size of your club and how hard you swing it!

wow!


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Queensland singles
MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:27 AM CST
Any size don't care.

As long as she's got a tight ass, who cares about boobs?rolling eyes


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 7:20 AM CST
Isn't the answer to this one easy?

A woman wants:

1. Affection
2. Conversation
3. Honesty and Openness
4. Financial Support
5. Family Commitment


Us blokes are much less complicated we just want:

1.Sex
2.Sex
3.Sex
4.Sex
5.Sex


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 7:11 AM CST
Depends how much I get back.

I haven't decided what lies I'm going to tell yet. devil


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 7:04 AM CST
Nightlaugh


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 6:54 AM CST
Wow, you're right the entire forum is relaxin. This would never happen if Kizzy was here.



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Queensland singles
MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:02 AM CST
You're leaving me in charge of the bar?

Foolish very foolish.

OK off you go kiddies have a good time.

cheers


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 5:53 AM CST
Ooops, am I interrupteing something here? Two more candidates for the lockup?

Pour drinks before you get too busy rolling on the floor laughing


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:35 AM CST
Good Evening Princess,

If you would be so kind. I'd like an ouzo and coke please.


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 7:19 AM CST
Silence of the Vagina's

and the prequel

Penis Rising


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 7:03 AM CST
I was thinking .............Stockings, suspenders. But then thats probably one of my bad habits. Thinking things like that!

Its probably long johns in winter, nothing in summer.




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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 6:32 AM CST
as a gal = Nun (what do they wear nuder those habits?

as a guy = Charlie Chaplin


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 3:55 AM CST
Hi Kizzy, hope I didn't get you out of church.

Thought you may be taking confessional.

I haven't sinned since my last confession but I'd like ta shamrock

Am I in the right place?


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 3:25 AM CST
Hmmm...bars empty. Wheres that vixen hostess?

Never mind looks like self service.

cheers


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 4:30 AM CST
Lets Go Again


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 3:48 AM CST
forgive me Kizzy for I have sinned

The other night I visited a seedy gin joint and danced naked on the bar whilst having lustful thoughts about two wenches that were on the premises. One I belive was the landlady of the establishment.
blushing devil


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 5:06 AM CST
No rush Honey, anytime within the next 15 seconds is fine, and drag sxc666's ass up here too.


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MetalGuru
Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 4:53 AM CST
Come on theres plenty of room up here on the bar for everyone.

You know I usually wait til the end of the night to dance naked on the bar. Least thats what I'm told. I don't actually remember.confused


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