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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
So that's where I left the Condom...


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
darlynda: HUMANS AND PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY SPECIES TO HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE...


Ummm.... Aren't Humans and People one and the same?


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Hugz_n_Kissez: You don't beleive in

:a) The leap....
b) There can be a leap....
c) In omniprescence....
d) I would say that....
e) All of the above.....


E.

Most definately E.


What are the reason you are not an omnipotent being, give 132 reasons: click here to read the entire thread »

Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
RedHeadedTaurus: Yeah... cause I do enjoy the occasional odd experience, myself.


Indeed.


Odd Experience. : click here to read the entire thread »

Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
RedHeadedTaurus: Next time... film it & post the video.


I definitely try to next time, I think that would be even more funny.


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Hugz_n_Kissez: How does one take the leap from omnipotent to omniprescent??????


I don't Believe it!


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
I'm Sure many of you know the song 'Never gonna give you up' - Rick Astley, and the fact that it is connected with the internet Phenomena known as Rick-rolling. However, This story has to do with the song and very little about the act of Rick-Rolling.

If you need to know more, Go here. http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/


Anyway, Last night was Father's day so I decided to take my Father and a Friend of mine out to the Local Chinese Buffet (Hunan) for dinner and some Karaoke. My father Fills out his Song, 'The Weight' - The Band and goes up to sing and Gets a pretty big applause because of both his Singing and the song.

Let me give you some back story to how I got pushed into Singing Rick Astley. My Friend Doesn't do Karaoke because he doesn't 'Get any enjoyment from it' But he however enjoys watching people he knows make a fool of themselves. So I start Naming off a few songs I might sing. So he takes the book from me and immediately starts flipping to the sang and says "You should Rick roll the Whole room." So I write it down and here is my Rick-rolling experience.

Well, The next song is mine. It is indeed Rick Astley - 'Never gonna Give you up'. The moment people hear they Music Start begin to cheer. So I start thinking to myself, 'Let's see how they like it when I add in the voice.' So as soon as the lyrics start, I'm not just singing, I start dancing to the song in front of everyone else.

Well my dancing apparently acts as a Catalyst and Suddenly a dance floor forms to my right as the 30 people in the room for karaoke begin dancing in that area.

After roughly 3 minutes, the song ends and I put the microphone on the microphone stand but yet everyone hasn't gotten off the dance floor. They stand there and Cheer like we're at a Friggin concert and I was the star. I'm Taken aback by the experience and Quickly rush back to my table and sit down rather nervously.

My Friend Is slack jawed at the fact it was received so well and my Father is surprised how much I've grown comfortable with a microphone.

The next song I do is Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen. Not nearly as well Received.


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
rasgumby:
Whats the price of Mexican jumping beans now??

Who has pet sea monkeys?

How many of you actually talk to your house plants?



1: about $3.99 US dollars

2: I used to but I fed them to my fish.

3: Only God knows.


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Beat them with a belt.

Not flogging mind you, but a good Bare a$$ whoopin' Generally calms them.


I mean Yeah, I'm only 18 and can't possibly have a teenage child BUT I just went through that phase.

Don't leave a mark, Just cause enough stinging pain to Show you are still the Adult.

I mean my Dad has Told me on a number of occasions that No matter how big i am, He will still lay me out if I get too big for myself.

A good excuse is "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."


Teenagers: click here to read the entire thread »

Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
I've had a number of experiences with lucid dreaming but I try to keep them far apart due to the drain it leaves you.

First experience was actually during Hurricane Ivan when I drempt myself at my Step father home that was getting flooded. Though It was obviously Raining in the Dream, The top of the water reacted but I was unable to see the rain drops though I felt them hit my skin. By this point, I was still unsure If I was dreaming or if this was Reality. As the dream continued, parts of the home were getting ripped off and flying into the water.

As these parts were being thrown about, a 2x4 flew from another home and hit me in the spine, causing me to fall face first into the water. I felt the actual pain of the injury, I felt I Couldn't breathe and I was honestly terrified. The only point that I realized it was a dream was while i was sinking into the torrents of the Murky bay, It wasn't Murky, I was falling into a Kelp Forest and at that point I could breathe again, I slowly came back to reality.

Scary thing about this is the fact that where I had gotten hit, I had a bruise for several weeks.

One of my other experiences was completely fiction and somehow pertained to a JAWS Movie Scenario except all of the Animals of the Earth had become like Jaws and were feasting on humans. Later a number of friends get together and so on and so forth.


These experiences have actually gotten me curious enough to Write a paper trying to prove life... No, existence is nothing more than a dream because during that dream, It is as real as any life would be.


Lucid Dreaming.: click here to read the entire thread »

Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Well, I suppose Confidence in the matter you speak of would be being content with who you are and expressing it outward in no so much Speaking but Body Language more than anything else. Whens someone talks to you, look them straight in the eye and speak as through you would as if they were your best friend (Minus any kind of Vulgarity unless it is needed). Just be who you want to be.


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Orenji: Erm.... It wasn't just Abraham Lincoln's Wife that was Mentally Ill. He was physically ill from Syphilis that he'd gotten from a prostitute and Is Rumored that if he hadn't been assassinated he would have been mentally insane within another 6 months. Not to slander one of the greatest leaders in US History, I just like bringing out the odd facts.


SO I'm no longer Persecuted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln#Medical_history

http://www.poxhistory.com/work10.htm
In response to: According to Lincoln’s biographer, friend, and law partner for eighteen years, William Herndon, Lincoln told him that he had been infected with syphilis in Beardstown in 1835 or 1836. Herndon wrote to his co-author “Friend Weik” in January 1891, wishing that he had not put the confidence in writing.


There are many other sources.


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
I spent most of my first day sending out Daisies.... Roses are too Cliche'. I dunno If That's odd, I just tried to see If I could get some people in my area to notice.


SLOW: click here to read the entire thread »

Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Dooo Deee doo


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