A young monk is sent to town to get grain. Its his first time outside the monastary since he was a little boy, so he's a bit scared.
At the 1st street, a women calls to him "hey mister, how about a quicky, 20 buck, come on, $20 for a quicky". The young monk shylying looks away and walks faster.
At the next cornier same thing, a young women yell "20 bucks for a quicky, come on.." Third corner, same thing.
When he gets back to the monastary he is to embarassed to asked any of his fellow monks whats what, so he goes to the nearby nunary.
He asked mother superioro "I'm a little embarrased, mother, but I've just been in town, and, well, whats a quicky?". She replies
"Well, 20 bucks, same as in town..."
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