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I am a scammer - if you send me 10 pounds, I will send you 20 pounds back...Oh, hang on...Erm...I DIDN'T SAY I WAS A GOOD SCAMMER!!!


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I see myself as a Johnny Depp international stud muffin!


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snigger snigger

If you join the chatroom you get a benderbadge and some crayons.


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there is also a username called brb...which is often confusing when brb goes brb and I am thinking "THAT MAD MAN IS TALKING TO HIMSELF"

He drinks coffee quite a lot...

I am more a straight vodka man, first thing in the morning!


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There is also Monty611 - she posts in the chatroom too...Sometimes she calls me a bender, but I think a more accurate description would be StalkerBender.

She LMAOOO quite a lot at the things I see about other people in whispers. snigger snigger


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There is also somebody called SkimpyDoo...Which I think sounds like a pronographic ScoobyDoo...Don't tell him I said that though.

;)


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there is also a nice man in there called Laddie – he doesn't call me a bender as much as sexylittlefairy – he just thinks it.


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If you go in the chatroom there is a charming lady called sexylittlefairy who calls me a shebender and laughs at me quite a lot!


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Do any of you use the chatroom at all.

If not why not?!

ITS ACE!


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Hmmmm...8 hours on the phone, what does it mean? I reckon it means that the Samaritans are taking a more liberal view on phone sex as part of their service provision.


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I am a romantic man...Sometimes I pay the ladies more than they ask for. Still, 50 quid ain't half bad for sexy time with "anal annie"


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Does he like to go "CooooooooooooEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Duckie...My girlfriend likes to be called Norman!"

Can I just also add this is my ALL time favourite thread!



My GRAND DAUGHTER is on connecting singles!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

I think good on her! Incest...A game you can play with the whole family!!!


My GRAND DAUGHTER is on connecting singles!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

Is she nice looking?!


My GRAND DAUGHTER is on connecting singles!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

No. Because you look like a FREAK!


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On the 1st day of Christmas my ex did say to me "You're a complete and utter tool"
On the 2nd day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Stop wearing my clothes"
On the 3rd day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Stop abusing my mother"
On the 4th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Boil your head in a pan"
FIVE STONE GAINED
On the 6th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I reached my target weight of 23 stone, 6 ounces and half a pound of lard"
On the 7th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT"
On the 8th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I've changed the locks"
On the 9th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I've slept with your friends, they're a better screw than your 2 minutes of funnnnn"
On the 10th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I'll take the house, the car the kids and the dog"
On the 11th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "You are hopeless in bed and the last I orgasmed was in 1972"
On the 12th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Why have you poisoned the roast dinner" THUD.



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Merry Christmas Lola. Hope Santa is good to you. And I don't mean take you round the back and give you a good stuffing.


Merry Christmas for everyone from Dublin....: click here to read the entire thread »

I think you will find I am smiling in my photo. That's cause the person that took the photo had his tackle hanging out.


WHY ALL OF US DONT HAVE PHOTO WITH SMILE?: click here to read the entire thread »

oooooh...This was an apology thread. Accepted. I apologise also, CosmicDust.


To realise, to accept and openly apologize for your wrong doings may be a person's finest quality.: click here to read the entire thread »