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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 10:21 PM CST
See,

I feel for guys with huge ones,




because they have a responsibility to the wide world of BBWs.

It's a trignometery problem, as I have read. javascript:emot('professor');

See reach times, well,,,, reach.

And only guys with huge ones have that, well, reach.

Therefore they have a larger responsibility to the world.


I, on the other hand, will do my best, to do my duty,

to serve the smaller feminine population.











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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 10:34 AM CST
Thank you one and all for your good advice.
I will keep it simple.

He knows we love him. I am just upsey about the circle of life lie.

So I'll show him "The Lion King".

He'll see the Circle of Life and figure it out.

Thanks again.




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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 8:56 AM CST
My five year old son explained to me that it's "the circle of life" when people fall out of love with one another and find someone else to love then they get married and that gives them, my son, more Mommies and Daddies to love him. So that Mommy could marry her french boyfriend and I could find some lady and marry them, to love my son.

I explained, we all have only one mommy and one daddy and I would always be my son's daddy, no matter what mommy does, and that her boy friend would never, ever be his daddy.

How do I explain marriage vows to a five year old? How do I explain his mommy broke that circle of life when she started sleeping with another man? I have tried to be the adult and let a loveless marriage go. I will never let my son go. Never. I have held my tongur and not bad mouthed mommy's adultry.

I show my love for my son and leave it at that.

I considered explaining the "Mutual of Omaha" circle of life, where the Lion mates with one lioness,
to have a lion cub, and that cub eats the antelope, then craps , which fertilizes the soil ,
which grows the grass for the next antelope to eat.

I am the lion, his mommy is the lioness , my son is the cub and her boy-toy is , well, the crap.

I even woke up at 1:30AM & googled "The Circle of Life",
but Elton John's lyrics don't help either.

I look forward to finalizing a divorce from such a morally bankrupt poisonous creature,
but she is the mother of my son, telling lies to cover her sins.

What do I tell my five year old boy?



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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 29, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
I think it must be something in the water. The women from Malta appear to disporportinatly (sp?) be beautiful too. And since Malta is far from Texas, they appear to like me.

I am finding more women on the opposite side of the planet like me better than those within driving distance. If CS women live, oh say, 120,000 miles from me, then I'm a hit.

Around the corner, not so much.


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 25, 2008, 9:53 AM CST
Funny how life imitates art.

the term "frak" is phrase often used on the SciFi show "BattleStar Galactica"


[quote=alabamabebe]I've picked up some stuff here, like I say frack now instead of f**k, or freakin' or friggin', already had those in my repertoire, but I've been using them more lately cause I use em on here all the time.




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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 6:45 PM CST
Maybe I am getting old,,,


but that 40 year old (USA Lady) swimmer looked pretty fine to me.

Yes I know, she is a little Miss Somebody's "Mommie".

I have always been interested in swimmers.

KuKuKa Chew.
I am the walrus.


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 2, 2008, 1:04 PM CST
That I won custody of my son. Can't think of anything I really want more!



Now that's gonna get a lot of people going,,, AAAwwwww!


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2008, 10:33 PM CST
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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 27, 2008, 1:05 PM CST
Now I understand the aluminum foil.

It's a ground , in case you get struch by lightning!



Are you sure you're not Gillylovesl666 ???

LOL!


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 1:14 PM CST
As far as grave yards go,,,,,Only the great stand up comic,,,, Emo Phillips ,,, has claimed ,,

" Why the other day I loved a woman,,,,,,,,,,

from the top of her head,,,,,,

all the way down,,,,,,,,

to the tag on her toe.""

Man,,, Emo makes me howl!


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:46 AM CST
My father always said:

" Absence makes the heart grow fonder,,, for somebody else."

And he's right.



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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 10:11 AM CST
Not sure how far a lady has come to me,,, Well Houston to Nacogdoches, But I do remember dating this gorgeous farm girl in college. Her sorority was two blocks from my frat, and we dated long enough for me to pick her up from her real home one night. I left college and drove over 250 miles to see her. We could have waited 2 days and seen each other 2 blocks away, but no we couldn't wait, or it was the weekend or I just wanted her kiss? I had a two tone light blue ElCamino with fat racing tires and it ate gas but I was in love.


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 10, 2008, 11:21 AM CST
No, probably not, Gilly,
but you could be the first black Queen! javascript:emot('rolling on the floor laughing');


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 10, 2008, 11:18 AM CST
imurseesta wrote:
It is unfaithful only if you can fit your penis into the DVD player.


True story: Jackie Martling (the wit and comedic wisdom behind Howard Stern) often gave out lP records at the close of his comedy stand-up shows to encourage word of mouth sales. Jackie is a master joke teller and , early in his career, he opened for the Great Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney suggested this line. "If you enjoyed my show Here's my album. if ya didn't enjoy my show,,, there's a tiny hole in the middle, Have a pa-arty."


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 8:53 AM CST
I would wish to be pyrokinetic, so I could set your head on fire everyday around tea time. Give you a chance to put it out with tea.


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: May 24, 2008, 3:08 PM CST
My son. He out shines any silly video production or short digital film I have ever and will ever direct or produce.


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:39 PM CST
Macintoshes are the best. I also edit video on Mac and do all my inet stuff.

No viruses and no worries.

But I am considering smaller email sites for more private docs.


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:39 PM CST
Macintoshes are the best. I also edit video on Mac and do all my inet stuff.

No viruses and no worries.

But I am considering smaller email sites for more private docs.


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TallDarkvidpro
Dallas, Texas, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 4:34 PM CST
I have been reading the fine print on Yahoo and Google about how they gather personal info.
So I wonder does anybody have a email site you trust more than the big 2? (Maybe I'm paranoid), but I trust big brother (my government) less and less and I don't appreciate help from my email provider.
Any suggestions?


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