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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Pretty sad that Tiger Woods and Barrack Obama are both just trying to screw everyone they can, but Tiger's catching hell while Barrack is being praised...


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
No link, the title says it all:

Jimmy Buffet ~ "My Head Hurts, my Feet Stink and I don't Love Jesus"


sigh


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Ahhh... Christmas comes but once a year - ain't you glad you ain't Christmas?!!

The sooner it gets here, the sooner it'll be over with and the sooner spring will arrive...

(After my 2nd knee surgery, I learned that I don't much care for winter anymore.)


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Jimmy Buffet - "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I don't Love Jesus"


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
OBAMA: The quicker fucker upper! yay

(He ain't a peach, he's a lemon!)


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Happy Thanksgiving Friends, What Do You Enjoy Most On This Day!


GRAVY!

(Hey, I figure if you wake up above ground, then everything else is gravy and I love it all!)


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Dear Mr. Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer and
entertainer Michael Jackson, favorite actor Patrick Swayze, and
favorite actress Farrah Fawcett. Just so you know, my favorite
politician is...


grin


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
kissmedeeply: I see many on here complaining about married people being on here..but when i go into their profile of the ones that are complaining are married themselves..Says Separated..Get a grip you are still Married in the Eyes of God whether you want to believe it or not..

Married..Single..dating..in a relationship..and so on can be on here..

Why do you find it so hard to beleive married people are on here..

Hahah i am Married and dont give a shit you dont like that i am on here..

Mods know i am married and met my husband on here..

People stay in touch on here..whether some on here think take it to msn or email or such..

I dont care that you dont like certain people on here...but you cannot change that..

It happens in the world beside you..Its the Internet you will get all kinds..just like in the real world..

Now that i said my peace

Have a great day...Or bad


Yeah, me too what YOU said!

Hiya J! wave Tell your hubby that I'm a big turkey and he can BITE ME!rolling on the floor laughing Spartacus still misses his boy and wants another visit.

Hugs from us and our'n to you and your'n! teddybear


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Jan1305: Not at all annoyed. Read back though and you will discover that the word ignorant was never mentioned by me.

You wasted your time typing that posst.


Nope, that would have been me. I guess the word ignorant, in this case, is more offensive than the F-bomb. ...Shucks!

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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
seekndestroy: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck........sorry im ignorant cant think of anything else to say....hope yall are annoyed now!!!!



Rather amused, actually, in a dis-interested sort of way. rolling on the floor laughing


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Although I am no stranger to it, I have heard - and come to believe - that profanity is indeed an ignorant person's way of expressing themselves.

Having said that, I will admit that there are times when nothing else quite sums things as well as a good ol' F-bomb.

Reckon it's like anything else - not so much whether or not a person does it so much as when and where they do it...


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
wonderworker: Up in years Kansas?
Who suffers the bad back and "unseemly urges"?
I dare not ask Santa for more.
He's a joker,and I have plenty of coal already.


Ah, but I suffer them gladly for the memories they bring! In truth, I asked for the cushioned seats to keep you in better shape than I have worked myself into. (Someone needs to be able to load the damn canoe!)

...Perhaps "chronologically enhanced" would have been a better choice of words? laugh


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
I was born one hundred years and one day after my home state of Kansas became a state. Since Dad and my four older brothers were born in Calilfornia and I came along after the family had moved to Kansas, to my family I have always been "the Kansan."

With the advent of the internet, it seemed only natural to use it as a screen name, which I do in nearly every forum I participate in.


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Dear Santa,

Uh... First off, I want to apologize again for the thing with Rudolph; you should have warned him that the red nose would make him an easier target in East Tennessee during hunting season. If it's any consolation, the steaks were great and the backstrap was some of the most tender I've ever eaten, plus the jingle bells look great hanging from the tow bar on the back of my pickup.

Second, the standing order for hunting and fishing supplies has changed a bit this year: After the gall bladder surgery and resultant "urges", I'd like the new ground blind you're bringing me to include a porta-potty w/Preparation H dispenser. Also, a new pair of long-johns to replace the ones I ruined last year prior to full understanding of the aforementioned "urges" would be greatly appreciated. (The order for the self-loading/unloading canoe still stands.)

Third, my fishing buddy and Husband-In-Law, Wonderworker could use either a new key for adjusting his luggage rack or just a whole new rack - what ever would work best for hauling my canoe on those float-trips when we need two vehicles. (Also, since he is getting up in age, softer seats in the canoe would be greatly appreciated, as well.)

Last, but not least, would you please deliver copies of the United States Constitution and the Ten Commandments plus reading glasses to President Obama and all the members of Congress and the Senate? Either they have never read and studied these documents or their collective memories have failed - at any rate, I think they could all do with a refresher course and a reminder that the Federal government was meant to be "Of the people, by the people and for the people" not "of those in power, by those in power and for the special interest groups and politically correct sheeple."

Thanks in advance, Santa! The usual venison jerky, summer sausage and Corona will be waiting next to the woodstove, but hands off the Scotch, it's mine!

Your pal,

The Kansan

P.S. I'm running low on meat - reckon you could talk Blitzen into wearing a bullseye and standing broadside long enough for me to get off a quick shot?


cowboy


LETTERS TO SANTA CLAUS: click here to read the entire thread »

The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
"Does Your Perfect Soulmate Actually Exist?"

Absolutely! I met her right here on CS nearly three years ago and married her a little over two years ago.

She is my life, my love, my everything... I never knew that it was possible to be this happy.

Without getting overly philosophical, I can answer the question "How do you know she's your soulmate?" quite readily and easily: She completes me! (And she believes in me every bit as much as I believe in her!)

For those who might ask; I/we remain on this site for the friends we've have made and to let those who might wonder that, yes, it IS possible to meet "the one" here.


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
"Say something, anything that is on your mind"


Big people with small minds should be careful before opening their mouths and proving what others already suspect... laugh


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
wonderworker: "She's got rug burns on her elbows.
I've got 'em on my knees.
I'm goin' steady with iron-ore Betty,
And she's goin' steady with me."
John Prine

Those damn things hurt and they can get infected.Then you draw snickers at the clinic while the fibers are being picked out of your skin.
Dont rely on knee and elbow pads.They are restrictive and you'll forget them anyway in the heat of the moment.

Any solutions or treatments?



Treatment, and also for preventive measures: bag balm! It works wonders!

I might also suggest buckskin leggings w/breechclout for him; amazingly non-restrictive.wink A braintanned elk hide tossed on the floor will add comfort and padding for her, whether on carpet, hardwood floors or concrete. (It's also great for walks in the woods and rolls in the hay.)


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Reckon I'm bound for hell - I don't exercise for the sake of exercising.

I get a minimum of 2 1 hour workouts each weekday in the form of throwing tarps and securing loads. On the weekends, I hunt, fish, chop wood, canoe, hike and recuperate from the previous week and still don't feel the need to pay someone else for the priviledge of using their equipment to elevate my heart rate.

Sorry... I know that makes me a failure in this day and age, but I'm too old and set in my ways to really give a damn...


cowboy


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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
"what is the best thing that has happend to you in your life."



Meeting the lady (right here on CS, nearly three years ago) who became my wife, partner and best friend.

heart wings wine


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