I had this friend who was moving one day , and she had found her florescent green vibrator and had to stick it in her front pocket and carrying on with her moving . We ended up getting pulled over from an unmarked car , after going through the red light . He thought it was a stolen van cause the owner hadn't changed over plates from different provinces .
While he was sticking his head in the window , his lips were just a couple inches away from the head of the vibrator . By that time the two of us had forgotten all about it . While he was taking the drivers info , we noticed the look he kept giving us . After explaining to the officer who she was , he had this wierd grin on his face and still we didn't know why . After he let us go and we returned the van and told the owner about it , I looked at her pocket and burst out laughing .
She couldn't figure out what was so funny until I told her to check her pocket . She had pulled out teh vibrator not clueing in to what was so funny I told her what the cop had done . She looked at me funny and then it dawned on her . We had a good laugh over how the officer was going to write that one down , and what thoughts her brother would have after reading it . Her brother is also a cop , only he's the bigwig lol .
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