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maybe just a plug.........I'd hate to be the one to take it out

sounds very sexy---wearing depends and all

I refuse to talk about the bit 'O'

Maybe she doesn't realize she's actually peeing herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Id prefer a couple of good ones thanks.

Dont really fancy walking around with wet pants 24/7

Would you really want 200 orgasms every day?

If she did this everyday, she wouldn't have time for a job, so is testing dildos her job??

You should be...I think he took that as a proposition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go ---You can have two extra hands.

i have to tell you something more funny that happen yesterday morning at my store a co-worker made a spill of palmolive dish soap
by lifting a whola skids
it was kinda funny but it was not in the other way we lost 1800$
yeah 900 bottle of palmolive all over the floor in receiving we got stuck with the spill can't unload the truck of 100 skids of soil 2 other truck came in 1 of milk 1 of bread we can't unload them because of the spill all garbega cards board and empty bottle over the place we can to our regular task anyways the real mess and on the market the store was about to open we got cut off of electricity no more cooler and freezer we had to empty all the cooler and freezer real fast but can't go put nothing in coller and in the freezer the spill is been pick up yet night mare over night mare our maintenance machine broke we had to clean everything with a mop i've never played in so much bubble in my entire life
i have a headach just to think about the horror i've seen yesterday

use your own hands, buddy!!

didn't take long to fill nine pages!!

Just came in.....having a tea break.....

Sex on people's mind for a change?

Always read the fine print......

It has to be a promotional gimmick....Ok how about a box of rubber dildo keychains then...we just happen to have a box of those handy!!!!!!!!!!!!