(to men)
1.you should always keep your woman happy
2.never argue with a woman she always wins
3.always tell your woman where you go or duck when you come home
4.always keep yor woman informed that you love her and that you will always cherish her
5.when your woman calls and she is mad before you get home from work expect to sleep on the couch or in the dog house
6.when you go home and all all your stuff is gone even part of your house you know you messed up
7.you should always keep your mouth shut when you are a round your woman when you are around other wemens because they will catch you when you are not even doing any thing
and then you are sleping with the dogs again
8.when i woman has a shotgun in her hand when you get home late from work and she asked you where were you at. get on your knees kissin her feet sweet talk her when she turns around to look the other way make a run
9.try to cook dinnner one night for your women try to make her feel nice talk to her sweet tell her how beautiful she looks when she goes to her room to get changed hurry up and tell to other one to get out of the closet and make a run for it
10.before you get married to your woman make sure that frying pans, shotguns, and any other objects ,ight hurt you she is afraid to touch and that she hates to be alone so you wont have too sleep anywhere but your bed
ps: for all you al that read this part of this is a joke you should always treat your woman with respect and all the love in the world
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