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KrazieStill: This could quickly turn into a man bashing thread except for Siefert cuz I have a BIG collarbone!!!

KrazieStill: It's so funny cuz it's true!

KrazieStill: What say u Tina? Don't hold back.

swany: How many ladies here like to role play?

desmond: Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."

KrazieStill: Collarbone Siefert? What am I missing here?

shipoker55: You obviously don't know Bubbles69 and Karen!!!

shipoker55: I can just envision you lying beside you man, Whispering"....I love your great big collar bone!"

uk_man_31: ?????????????

shipoker55: Ladies...I will be changing my profile later today to reflect that I am no longer looking. At least for now. Sharon and I are going to give it another try. It wouldn't be right for me to continue to make myself available, and I really want this to work.

There are no absolutes, so I am saying, for now! The last time we tried, as some of you know, it didn't work out. But hopefully we'll give it a more open chance.

Thank you all for being my friend. I will stay on CS for that reason.

I know this will devestate countless women! Sawry!!

kissmedeeply: i wanna bite you in a blizzard

The_Kansan: Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows were exchanged.

Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple
and logical conclusion.

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down
the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir
singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions:

aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. . . AISLE, ALTAR, HYMN. .

and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is
completed.

She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks,

"I'LL ALTER HIM."

desmond: AN amazing Lady said I should open up the bar it friday nigt and the week is over so come in say hi have a drink play what ever music you like and dance and have a great time with all of our CS friends .............................................Drinks are on me

KrazieStill: Well, it was nice to meet you Siefert. I must head off to bed. I'm glad you jumped in, as you saw, there are some REALLY REALLY REALLY nice people on here. A few, not so nice.

Have a good nite hun.

Barry

KrazieStill: A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

KrazieStill: So it's pronounced how?

KrazieStill: So it's pronounced how?

KrazieStill: I'm Barry. Nice to meet you.

KrazieStill: One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."