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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 1:19 PM CST
jampet wrote:
i think she wants to 'love you long time'
I am saving myself for Claayer


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 10:10 AM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
Facsimile *of* reality...sheesh. Sorry.

Anyway, my message was: choose love, Alfalfa, and don't let the naysayers stop you!
I did but then you took off the wig


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 9:15 AM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
It sreams 'scammer'.
ya think?? LOL Those usually have a yahoo address they want me to send to though with names like Svetlana and Tatyana


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 9:11 AM CST

In fact I am easy, hope we have likeness of temperament, total hope a man to have to the

life a forgive with optimism go forward of heart, would like to pay, be good at accept

repay, earnest face life, hope all understanding of person, include me by myself all ability

find out happiness, I really hopes to have a such a person, you I understanding empress each

other can love life more and understand more how go to life, two people see this together in

the world of scenery, two people listen to music of the other people's legend and nature

together and put heart at most safety with most equanimity of place.I want to choose to do

true of oneself, recompense most gentleness of love.I hope your ability with I of one

mind.Wait for far-away place of you. shall we meet at the love sea? like to make friends

with me? i hope we can talk and write by email, would u like to tell me email box? i expect

u fast reply from u heart. kisses.


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 6:54 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
?
Oh sure..the one girlie I flirt with has no interest in men :( at least not right now :(


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Yes....BUT can ya handle a box of 40??????????
I have yet to see a box I cannot handle dancing banana


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 6:37 PM CST
2catchastar wrote:
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT A MAN BUYING TAMPONS ANYWAY
Some men are here are definitely in need


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 6:06 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Yep!! Too funny!! We need about 10 of those for stuffing a certain mouthy one tho, can we get them in a box of 10
no shame in my game :)


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 6:04 PM CST
[quote=sxc666] and a bit more flirting wouldn't hurt either.
/quote]wave


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:44 PM CST
spiceygamble wrote:

This isn't really intended to start any arguments(but hell, go for it for all I care anymore).
I would never argue with you Spicey..unless it turns you on :)


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:30 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
What's gray and comes in quarts?
NO NO NO NO NO wow!


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:13 PM CST
Q. Why is a school house red??






A. You'd be red too if you had 9 periods a day!!

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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:12 PM CST
Q. How can you tell when a redneck woman is having her period??

A. She only has one sock on!!!




Q. Do you know what the leading killer of redneck women is??

A. TSS...Toxic SOCK Syndrome!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:09 PM CST
Blonde complaining to her friend that her doctor molested her when her legs were in the stirrups....the friend says....OMIGOD..what are you gonna do???

The blonde says ...not sure but I am definitely not going to that Dentist again!!


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:07 PM CST
2 guys in waiting room of maternity ward....one is completely relaxed..the other is pacing like crazy....finally the pacing guy looks at the other..and says..man are you relaxed..you must have done this before..and the relaxed guy sez..yes, 5 times....so the pacing guy says...hey, maybe you can help me with a question I have then...how soon after the baby is born can I start having sex with my wife again?.......and the relaxed guy says....<drumroll>......










That depends..is your hospital room private or semi private?


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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
The afterbirth is even worse.....
and not nearly as tasty as people say


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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 3:03 PM CST
pixiestyx wrote:
i put in what my opinion of this was as to my own experience..which was being discussed in this thread...
these are my friends as well.
i can post to any subject in any thread with my opinions.
it is not exclusive to any group of people...... I dont see how you take this as an attack...
you stated....I am posting to my friends, and that i had no business as to post any opinion of my own to this matter...
I replied to that staement ...i did not attack you...


Yeah..no messing with my girl!! sticking out tongue



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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 2:38 PM CST
pixiestyx wrote:
if they are gonna make me want a cigarette after ...forget it...



BRILLIANT!!! TOUCHE!!! I am humbled by your wit!




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