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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:41 PM CST

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okay everybody got to grab some sleep
yall have fun
cu

Nice to have your lunar luminescene shine upon us, Full Moon!

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:40 PM CST

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Totally nude huh?

Come on, Imared, I'm not a total floozie! I am wearing a blouse, after all.

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:38 PM CST

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant.

"Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant", the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.

"But I always buy it here", the blonde says. "I bought one last month."

Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, "I don't know what you bought before, may be you can bring in the empty container next time."

"Sure", the blonde replies, "I'll bring it with me tomorrow."

The next day, the blonde walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick.

"This is just a normal deodorant", the pharmacist tells the blonde, "You use it under your arms."

"No, it is not", the blonde answers, "it says so here: To apply, push up bottom."

I really hate myself right now for laughing at that.

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:35 PM CST

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Not when you display it to everyone.

Can you put on a dress?

How about a pink dress?

Maybe I don't wear a skirt or anything at all waist-down, Imared. Did you ever, in your wildest fantasies, imagine that? But my flesh is pink, so...it's kind of similar, I guess

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:31 PM CST

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Yes, the cat sleeps on the bed. The ex-girlfriend LOVED the cat, so it was not an issue.

I can see where it could be an issue.

But in my case...

...there's not much need to worry about it...

Ah, RW...

Or...do you mean you're actually enjoying your single status. In which case...

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:30 PM CST

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Upside, your pet will still respect you in the morning

Speak for yourself, Indy. My pussy just sneers at me in the morning after she's had her way with me (clawing and meowing just at the right time to destroy my best erotic dreams

)

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:27 PM CST

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no not much....

blondes do not get a break while working ---because their
abilities of remembering are so poor that after the break they have to be trained in the job again

( sorry if i affended some blondes here....it is a typicall german joke...)

Sorry, Full Moon. Maybe I should be asking you for advice? Like what do you do when your boss keeps messing with your blond wig...?

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:25 PM CST

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Thats not true. I think you'd look great in a body bag.

Im so sorry I domt mean it, but come on you left youself wide open for that one.

Okay, well, at least you didn't suggest I should wear a bag over my head, Bubbles, for which I suppose I should be grateful.

Solid, are you out there? A little help, my babe-holding friend?

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:23 PM CST

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You just did.
You just told on yourself again.

Damn it, Imared, can't you just let a girl do her thing in peace??

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:12 PM CST

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Can I peek under your skirt?

And see my sequined jock strap?! You honestly believe I'd let any woman know about that?

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:11 PM CST

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hi ambrose you look pretty in blonde

Bubbles never likes what I wear!

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:06 PM CST

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okay ambrose here is one :
--why dont blondes get a break while working???:

Okay, seriously, that's a fair question, Full Moon. I think it has to do with the blonde's inherent attractiveness. Your employers just can't get enough of you bending over, tossing your hair, and frowning cutely with frustration.

Does that help at all?

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 7:04 PM CST

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What colour dress would you wear with that?

A true lady never tells! (Harrumph!)

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 6:56 PM CST

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Well thanks for trying .....

Okay, Full Moon. I'm open for "blonde" questions!

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 6:55 PM CST

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I bet you don't have them as often as I do.

I seem to be having one right now, damn it, Imared!

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 6:49 PM CST

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hello bubbles --- here is a stupid question.......
can a blonde help a blonde to understand ......british humor???

Hello, Full Moon!

I was famously a blonde, too, for awhile.

I still have my blonde moments even now, usually while talking to Bubbles.

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 6:20 PM CST

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Oh I have a colourful and varied *language* repertoire ... haha

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 6:19 PM CST

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Atheist is BS IMO, every one I have ever met that claims that they don't believe in God, starts begging him to save their sorry azz when they get shot or something bad happens.

Atheist = Don't believe in a God

I think that's a bit unfair, Heater. Though it is true that when I stubbed my toe the other day, I did call out to Him a few times to damn that evil step in the way of my foot, but it was only a momentary lapse....

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 6:17 PM CST

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I disagree..

I'm an Atheist.. and when I have been in *Times of need*.. I have NOT called out to the (apparent) *HIM*.

I tend to lean a little more towards the *F* word.

But girl, don't be giving us atheists a bad name. When I'm hurting, I use a whole colorful assortment of words to express my outraged reverence, not just F**k. We don't want the religious world to think of us as one-curse ninnies, do we?

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Nov 24, 2007, 6:13 PM CST

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Yeah I think its the rugged.. yet soft.. thing..

Kind of like you and that damn hat, Euphoria

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