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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA

[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:08 PM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

dcj22: Thats okay, Trudy, when he shows up, just tell him he may be your true love, but he can go F*ck Himself.

Sage advice, Dana.

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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA

[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:00 PM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

blue_eyed_blonde: hi riya..how are you???? things goin ok for you i hope... things are good on my end at the moment, better then i thought...
oh ambrose dont spread the "code"...i will have every tom, dick, and harry here... and randy...

You know what's odd - true story - in my small CA town, I was constantly mistaken for this guy named "Randy," usually while riding around on my bike. A couple of guys in a pickup almost ran me off the road one afternoon, and started slapping me on the shoulders, until finally noticing I wasn't their friend, Randy. (I finally saw the guy riding around town one day, and damned if he didn't look a helluva lot like me...at least from several yards away).

Anyway, my favorite "Randy occasion" was when I rode past this pretty girl, and she called out: "Are you Randy?" "Yes," I answered truthfully.

Jeff

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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA

[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:52 PM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

blue_eyed_blonde: EVERY door.... musta gotten cold out there going door to door...hmmm yeah i never heard the knockin'..

try this next time..knock, k, kn, kno, knoc, knock...

or just yell...open the gosh darn door...

Thanks, Blue Eyed. Good to know. And of course I gave your code to my horny uncle, who's headed for Iowa this weekend. He's eight-seven, and missing a leg (and part of his head), but he's still randy as a billy goat on steroids. Just don't let him do that thing with his crutches that he always asks to do...

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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA

[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:02 PM CST : Seargent Goose's Lonely Heart's Club Thread

OverTheWindow: People who think they're perfect

But what if they really ae?

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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA

[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:00 PM CST : It's a learning curve on the forums.

Fallingman: This is the sixth one....it's my favourite!!

Agreed, Falling. It's hard to put my finger on it, but there's a special resonance in the wording that's somehow missing in the previous 5...

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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA

[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:48 AM CST : Claayer wants cake.

Claayer: ARRRGH!!!.. my second favourite!

You know, Claire, as a bachelor who hates cooking, I've never achieved much in a gourmet sense, but I have developed what I think is a fairly tasty recipe for sweet bread: a slice of Wonderbread smothered in powdered sugar. You're certainly welcome to that if you ever show up in these here parts.

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:44 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

j_goose: I knocked on EVERY door in Iowa. No one answered. I think they thought I as a Jehovah's witness. Maybe you and I need some sort of secret knock so you know it's me.......

I think what's funny about the card is theword "F*CK" itself. Always makes me laugh......

Agreed - "f*ck" is funny, because of the pointless censoring. "Fuck," on the other hand, is not only amusing - it's thought-provoking.

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:39 AM CST : What kind of behaviour in a man or a woman do you find contemptible?

Hugz_n_Kissez: Liars..
Players...
Hot and cold...
Cheaters....

I agree with you and Classic, H&K. Most of the negative things all come down to dishonesty. Heck, no matter how objectionable your character traits are, if you're honest about them, they aren't going to be a problem because we'll avoid you like the plague. It's only when those problems are hidden - via dishonesty - that we can get royally screwed (if we're not paying close attention or are otherwise unperceptive).

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:09 AM CST : You gotta try this...it's crazy!

Scottishlass: How smart is Your Right Foot ? ?

A friend sent this to me in an email.

This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again To see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

It's preprogrammed in your brain! 1. Without anyone watching you and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

My foot got so twisted around I actually ended up kicking myself.

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:07 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

blue_eyed_blonde: cuz...its so close to what i think sometimes, I know that person's there and I get tired of seeking at times, and if he cant become visible to me, he can go f*ck himself. If he wants me, he probably should point his eyes towards the middle or iowa or knock on my door..

Then again, its a nice feeling to know hes out there waiting for me as i am for him, but I have survived this long without him, that really I dont need him....would just be a benefit if he shows up..

and otherwise i dont know...the fact it looked like it was gonna say something sweet and it ended with what it did, was funny in itself...

enough of my bullsh*t..LOL

Yeah, Blue Eyed, I think you said what was in my thoughts as well. That card seems to express all kinds of things, depending on who's reading it or what mood you're in at the moment...

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:06 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

bubbles69: You know me so well.

For what its worth, I think the caed is saying.........

F**K off true love. Im enjoying the single life.

Hmmmm...well that's one way of looking at it...thanks, B.

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:55 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

bubbles69: I think the card is telling us that you have been looking at Valentine cards, Awww, you sweetie.

Of course you would like it, Bubbles, because of the size of the heart...

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:52 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

blue_eyed_blonde: thanks for the laugh...

Why did you think it was funny, Blue Eyed? (I'm still trying to figure that out.)

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:51 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

jbibiza: yes... but it was one of those laughs of frustration!

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:41 AM CST : It's a learning curve on the forums.

riyablossom: OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED THERE !!

sorry i have no clue how the post came in so many times ..

I'm glad you repeated it, Riya. I admit it didn't make much sense the first couple of times, but after reading through all of them I finally got your message. Thanks!

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:39 AM CST : It's a learning curve on the forums.

jbibiza: Who couldn't like necter of the gods?

I think it goes down sweet initially, but I guess for some people it leaves a rather bitter aftertaste...

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:38 AM CST : What kind of behaviour in a man or a woman do you find contemptible?

Sending photos of boxes with a child-like greeting scrawled on it?

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:34 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

jbibiza: That's OK Jeff, it's strange how some things hit us as humorous, I was walking down the street one day and someone had labeled telephone pole on a telephone pole... for some strange reason this struck me as funny and I laughed out loud...

But that IS funny, JB.

Did you laugh at the card?

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:32 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

Okay, Maruska, at least someone else thought it was funny, thank God. Care to tell me what you think the card's saying, M?

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[top] Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:31 AM CST : A Heartfelt Valentine Card That Says It All

riyablossom: ermm i went ... then then

Hows u been Jeff ?

Not bad in one way. Terrible in another. Maybe the card reflects that? Does it resonate in some twisted way with anyone else here?

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