jlb684: How about just a rendition of "Birthday" ....da da da da da da...You say it's your birthday...da da da da da da...etc.
I'm 53 now, Jeff. 50 f***ing three!!!!
Yikes!
Heh heh - you're catching up with me! But don't worry, after I sang "happy birthday" to you, that would likely halt your aging - for fear of ever hearing me sing again.
Seriously, if I were you, I'd wear it like a badge of honor. You're a better, smarter, wiser version of what you were as a youth (I would assume!). And you're still gorgeous, so what's not to enjoy about being you (except for certain lonely circumstances, of course, which I'm sure will prove temporary)?
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