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He was good-looking and laid-back... I zee (you may have noted from my profile that I am not a big fan of being "laid-back" )

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big fan here

Sees ball...........Kicks it...........My problem has been.....Being attracted to very randy naughty women...... Some maybe say thats not a problem thats natural.... the case has tended to be that they usually live maybe an hours drive odd away... so its not always easy to <cough> take advantage of the randiness..... being ultra randy they (by they I mean the last 2.......) have randy urges most/all/a lot of the time.... for instance the one 256.7 miles away (yeah I done 8 months worth of driving so kinda know the distance off by heart would entertain other chappys (( )) On the weekends when I couldn't make it, which after 8 months of intense ermmmmmm "stuff" is a bit of a kick in the gary glitter (shitter) Now....

Having taken a couple of years out of the "action" so to speak, its kinda hard to contemplate getting back on the horse.... conundrum indeedy!

Nothing honestly, I was too young to think about it. I simply lost interest in him after I got married. Same as other one.

Dear Dr. Jeff:

I am writing on behalf of a friend, who shall remain nameless. He states he is a normal macho, staunch heterosexual male. I have seen him in a tool belt, and he certainly outwardly appears as such. However, he has a wig collection that would be the envy of even the queen of drag queens.

What would be your diagnosis? Is he subconsciously trying to convey a message regarding an alternate sexual orientation? Could it be a subconscious attempt to avoid committment by appearing clinically insane? Or, perhaps merely an addiction to synthetic fiber? I would greatly appreciate your input.

His looks and personality and how laid back and funny he was and the second was just hmmmmmmmmmmmm different.

I now---I can't wait to hear the diagnosis.

They cannot scare me with their empty spaces.
Between stars...on stars where no human race is.
I have it in me so much nearer home.
To scare me with my own desert places.

I KNOW I am emotionally unavailable. I will not do it. I was married twice and stood at six weddings and damn near passed out at the last few. I attended a wedding last Saturday and I tried to think of everything to get out of it. I even got physically ill and than I broke out in two big bumps on my face and then at the wedding reception my arms looked like the biggest case of measles I ever saw. I even showed my friends and they couldn't believe it. Now Dr. Ambrose, can you explain it? It is a phobia, for sure.

CHEEKY!!!!!!!

And that was typed with a lovely English accent too, Ambrose!!

Alright look,I know my headless chest pic is not the most famous picture in the world.....but there's astory behind it.
Three years ago,I FELL 30 FEET off a scafold,chest first into steel braces.The doctor said it was a mracle that I'M STILL ALIVE,LET ALONE ABLE TO WALK and stillable to work in my trade,,,, and said I HAD A MIRACLE CHEST.
Two days after I BROKE MY RIB,it was in the winter,I was also doing snow removal for a few customers and we had a very big snowstorm.I tried to get somebody to replace me,but I COULDN'T,so I went,with my broken rib,and with one hand shoveled a walk way and driveway of 30 cm's of snow.

Yeah.........I'm tough as nails,thank you.

So there you have it,the reason behind the headless chest pic.....THE MIRACLE CHEST.

Now if you'll excuse me...I'm off early today,it's a beautiful day,and I'M GONNA GO swimming to practice my dives and..................OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

I'm getting so good at it.

Why, I do believe you are taking the p*ss outta me, Ambrose!! But, I have to laugh..... you always have the most coy and clever way of turning "meanings" around, don't you??!!But.... seeing as its you - not many would get away with that, ya know, love!!

There are some that may think that to show pics with their children/grandchildren, grown up or otherwise, evokes a "family man" kinda perception?? That is all very well but, just as with reams and reams of text to wade through, its perhaps more relevant for a later time.

What is the point of knowing every facet of someone's life and their raison d'etre before even getting to know them?? Surely, a lot of the fun is the journey? The getting to know someone??

I am quite puzzled by some of the pics such as:

Half-clad to virtually naked..... why do I want to know about a person's body before I have any knowledge of his mind? Smacks of vanity and I don't pander to egos...!!

Flashing the six-pack or tattoos.... sure, I don't wanna know about them as a person, I wanna go out with a tattoo??!!

Only ONE pic and its way too dark or the subject is wearing shades....??

I am at a loss sometimes, considering it would be best, surely, to show oneself in the most favourable light possible, as to the thought process that goes into making the decision that that is the best pic to put up!! If that thought process ever gets off the starting-blocks, of course...!!

Your thread brought to mind a time long ago.

When young women lived with their family until they were married.

Men came to "call" and were supervised by the woman's father.

Divorce was unthinkable and a disgrace.

That was a long, long time ago!!!!

My eyes are brown!!!

Oh No....Ambose is prettier than me!!

You dog you!

He's Scared, She's Scared - everybody's scared!

Boo!