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wixomwizard: I'm tryin to be good Master!!!! Gard,I need my 4in1!

ptcruiser: hi ,, I don't know but to me the krispy kreme guy looks like jered from subway

wixomwizard: Would you make up your mind about the news paper and slippers.....I've got to go out side and attack a fire-hydrant, Jeesh, where do all of these frickin fleas come from?

jlw45: hmmmm....you holding your breast....now, i could handle that picture ,in my head

Hugz_n_Kissez: Or maybe he breast feeds calfs for a living....I dunno...they're kind of a Ripley's believe it or not type of nipple!!!!!!!!!!

Hugz_n_Kissez: I know...it's not like those aren't sensitive or anything....

jlw45: i dont wanna look at it again...im trying to get it out of my head now

candio: Thank you everyone for responding to my thread in the playful manner I was hoping for.

wixomwizard: You've got mine thump'in Already. Want me to fetch the paper and slippers for you....drool,drool! Damn, I can't seem to stop scratchin myself!

ttom500: Well guess this cut it. I can take my profile off the site.....go to the local dog pound......and be happy the rest of my life.

Hugz_n_Kissez: There is less drama with a call girl... Even less with a blow-up doll.....

wixomwizard: Memphis mah belle, Have'nt heard from you in two days, did you get the flowers? Damn that lis-stick!

wixomwizard: No bro....Old truckers never get institutionalized, they just get another "Peterbilt"

ANurse4U:

You wanna bet

They don't call me thumper for nothin

wixomwizard: You can't even scratch a woman behind the ears to make her legs thump!

HJFinAZ: A very dear 20 year female friend of mine sent me this. She did say "nothing personal"... HHmmmmmmm!!!


1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are..3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

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9. Men are like ... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!