Three-legged Indy chicken Mylife was driving down a country lane in her pickup loaded down with a bunch of Obam's family members going to see the white house when suddenly a
Indy chicken darted into the road in front of her. She slammed on her brakes, but realized that the
Indy chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, she tried to follow the
Indy chicken with her truck, but she couldn't catch up to the accelerating
Indy chicken because of the severely low tires from the overly packed down truck with Obam's family. Seeing it turn into a small farm, Mylife followed it. To her astonishment, she realized that the
Indy chicken had three legs.
Looking around the small farm, she noticed that ALL of the
Indy chickens had three legs.
Hugz n Kissez came out of her house, and Mylife said, "Three-legged
Indy chickens? That's astonishing!"
Hugz n Kissez replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks."
Mylife was curious. "How does a three-legged
Indy chicken taste?"
Hugz n Kissez smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet."
But it has been said that they taste like Canadian bacon.
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