wixomwizard: Paddy goes to confession and say's "Father, forgiive me, I have committed the sin of adultery three times last week."
The priest say's, "Was it with Bridgitt O'Hara?"
Paddy say's. "I can't tell you who it was."
The priest say's "Was it with Mary O'Houlihan?"
Paddy say's " I told you father, I can't tell you!"
The priest say's, "was it Rose O'Connell?"
Paddy responds, "I really can not tell you!
The priest say's, "Paddy O'Reilly, your're a wicked man, I want you to say six hail Mary's and don't come back to confession again!"
On his way home, Paddy bumps into his friend Seamus.
Seamus say's, "Paddy, how are ye? Would that be church ye be coming from?"
Paddy say's, "yea, I'm coming from confession."
Seamus say's, "How'd it go lad?"
Paddy say's, "Not too bad, I had to say six hail Mary's, but I got three new leads."
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