In response to:
ARIES:
Well dear aries, you've had whole week to enjoy the eternal flame of hope burning brightly in your life. You can do the
same this week. I'm not saying it's going to be grand the whole week because you will encounter a few firemen/women
who will attempt to douse your flames. Easiest way to avoid this eventuality is to carry a flask of lighter fluid since water and gas
don't mix. Just be sure you don't spill any on your computer, your lone avenue to eternal happiness.
TAURUS:
Sensuality is your key this week and all them dam doors it fits into. Continue last week's spiritual attacks on your intended... oh, you know I don't mean attacks ... lets call them loving assaults ..."you want me, you adore me", like that ... This will save you a whole lot of talking, which you true taureans dislike anyway, unless you can hide in anonymity and pretend you're someone else.. like Homer Simpson or Dolly Parton, then you're gabby as hell.
GEMINI:
The twins are back! .. no not breasts you silly multi personality freaks. I mean the two loves of your life. Mr/Ms Right and Mr/Ms. Wrong. All you have to do now is figure out which is which? This little project would drive other signs around the bend but not you, you love bending and twisting, chasing things around in a circle, its your life or most of it... You life is a cul-de-sac where the wind and fallen leaves spin in a vortex of joy and wonder. Pretty good huh?
CANCER:
Sadly, crab creature of the universe, Gemini has stolen your breast feature this week. No, your twins are still yours, it's just that
you're alone with them because silly unpredictable geminis of the universe have two loves this week, leaving you with ... well none.
All is not lost however as this annoying event leaves you plenty of time play some hunches on another sign's love, and get some intuitive responses on possibilities for the future.
LEO:
You're not playing anymore! You are damned regal and you're going to prove it this week even if you have to eat some of your subjects! Rearing and roaring are your themes for the week and since you have the charm and smile of a cockney cherub most people won't even notice how much stuff you stole from them when they weren't looking. Those mental presdadigatation classes are paying off.
VIRGO:
*chuckle* if you had a nickle for every naughty thought you had and a dime for every naughty thing you've done in your life, Bill Gates would at your door right now, turning over microsoft to you. Unfortuneatly that's not how it works so you'll just have to keep asking your 'attendies' to leave their money on the table when they leave. You could rifle their wallet or purse like Leo will be doing this week but that's just not you is it?
The computer is 'my lone avenue to eternal happiness' thanks Al...
so the outlook is good then?
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