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oh...darn.........i thought this was an honesty thread!

I donated my body to a few women who needed it...






<joking> of course~

I licked a vibrator in a taxi because it turned me on!

...it's just hit me...sat here in my leather armchair...what I could do with right now.

Not a steamy sex session()...not a personal stripper()...but a really good snoggfest.

Oh my goodness how I miss kissing...I loved it!


But it isn't to be...

Sex relieves tension, love causes it...

well last christmas and every christmas I have my children pick a child off a giving tree in our arae and let them get gifts for the children they pick no matter what my money circomstances are to teach them that christmas is a time for giving not just getting/I also help my neighbors and friends whenever they are in need

It's time I put what I am going through aside and do what I guess I do best, and that's help other people.. There is another user on this site that needs our help.. not going to mention his name either.. He is really suffering right now, and could use all the support and love he can get..

So once again I am asking for prayers from the christians

and thoughts from those who are not.. Thanks for anything any of you can do..

Daniel...

Remember when
we first met
and looked in eachothers eyes
our happiness and exhilaration
went higher than the sky

At the slightest glance
at the slightest touch
the way we would embraced
always ment so much

Together we laughed
together we cried
and promised eachother
our love would never die

The love we had
the happiness we shared
was during a time
when we both truly cared

I would have made any sacrifice
because my love burned so bright for you
and I truly belived
you felt the same way too

Remember when we were together
the things I used to do
I went out of my way to make you happy
because I truly loved you

Remember how I made you feel
and the things I used to say
how I made you feel so special
each and everyday

Remember the glow in our eyes
that burned so very bright
it would light up the darkest sky
it was out guiding light

Why did there have to come a day
that our love had to end
you could have come to me honey
we could have made amends

I would have listened
to whatever problem you had
we could have worked together
to save what we used to have

Now all of that is over
it's all in the past
because of certian things
we just didn't last

I will always carry the memory
of the wonderful times we shared
and the happiness we had
when we both truly cared

Goodbye my love, I will always remember you..

By Daniel

This poem is dedicated to anyone that this has happened to..

funny!!! here cow here cow..i dont know how to call cows..

ok I'll let ya'all get bck to being funny

My sister and her family were having dinner one evening when their youngest Daughter (6 mts old) decided to have a cry. Her older Sister got up to see to her and so did her Mom. Their Dad said to their Mom "Let E***** see to her, at the end of the day she is her Sister"

My Niece who was seeing to her younger Sister (willingly and without prompt) replied: "No, she's my Sister all day Daddy"!!!

Feel free to add the Gems* you've heard kids say

A hippie gets on the bus and spots a pretty young nun. He sits down
next to her, and asks her "Can we have sex?"

"NO," she replies, "I'm married to God."

She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who
overheard turns to the hippie and says "I can tell you how to get to
have sex with her!"

"Yeah?" says the hippie.

"Yeah!" says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe
with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and
pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
dressed
as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
face.

"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
he
jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!

I had 69 with a random guy in my parents bedroom because it turned me on ( I really have to stop drinking! LOL)

i punched a tramp in my parents bedroom because it turnrd me on.

Well, according to what you were wearing the other night, you:

Had a one night stand with a cucumber . . . and if your underwear were pink, too, then it was on live TV.

I am finding more and more about you it seems, Aries. What color underwear were you wearing?

...................I HUMPED MY COMPUTER UNDER A COW BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON.....................

Er . . . according to that I am a perverse homosexual whom my parents would certainly not be pleased with. Well . . . as I have said before I am not gay but I am completely in love with myself. So the first part may be true.

i apologize for the cow interpretation ... the arm one is right though, look back , see what was going on then ... the cow is more difficult .... but working on it..

anyway WB ...