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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
I got...I had a one night stand with a cucumber in my parents bedroom, because I was high on Cocaine laugh

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WHAT IS THE SECOND LETTER OF UR USER NAME..
A- I LICKED..
B- I ATE..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHIT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE LAST LETTER OF UR USER NAME..

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A TRAFFIC WARDEN..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE IM HORNY
GRAY- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!




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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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At a certain age it's kinda hard to chain-smoke and have sex at the same time...something has to give!
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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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........................... ....thankyou! ..............




Im SHOCKED that you were the first one in here AL rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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been a veggetarian all my life and i have never felt so fit and healthy
Well I must say u make a great poster boy for vegetarianism smile :thumbs up dancing banana


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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I am Ray! And I am always right, even when I am wrong - which I never am.


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Who is Ray?
Howdy Ariesgirl grin wave


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Hi Aries.

about those dreams .. the arm mincing thing was about you feeling you were losing a part of yourself or yourlife and or parts of it felt like it was getting all mangled out of your control... makes sense right

the cow one is about not letting animals in the house to steak a claim on your territory. how was its udder? (cow boobage) was it ok and its womb?


where you been?


wave hug Hi Al.... there has been a bit of competition for the computer here today (and yesterday), my lil nephew stayed with us last night and between him and my bro.. barely got a look it... Interesting interpretations grin :pensive:


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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damn scared so young, well at least you were spared trips to McDonalds
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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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are you drinking again

weird dreams
I know!!!... I was 11/12 at the time so can't even blame alcohol blushing rolling on the floor laughing


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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In March a chain smoking man in Hong-Kong celebrated his birthday of turning 107 years old. He believes that his longevity is due to having lived 70 years without any sex. Hardly seems worth it, but thanks to his abstinence, Chan Chi has remained relatively healthy ever since his wife died during WW2. His next goal is to finally quit smoking. "Maybe the government should ban cigarette sales so I can give it up," he said. (South China Morning Post)

No sex?... think I would rather die younger.. kinda sweet though he obviously never found someone to replace his sweetheart smitten


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Vegetarians are cowards who only kill and eat food that cannot run away...

Mark
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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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I must admit I was shocked to get 100% on the mathematical type questions, but very pleased to have improved my social skills (according to the test, anyway!).

I find people fascinating - I could watch them work all day!

Did I mention the word 'work'?

A horrible word - gives me the 'heeby jeebies' just thinking about it!



I only have one ambition left in life.......tell you about it sometime!
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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
I have been a vegetarians since the age of twelve.. had two wierd dreams.. one where my arm going through mincing machine and other with live Cow walking around the kitchen which chunk taken out of its back... freak I know!! laugh... wasn't that keen on it anway so not too much of a sacrifice... just curious grin cheers


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Last November, it was discovered that there exists a Finnish bread with the brand name of "Jussipussi." Yummmmmmm sounds absolutely delicious...orders for it from all over the world, especially North America have been pouring in....much to the delight of the company.%D

Hmmm describe it.. have u got the recipe grin


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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I only do these tests when bored and, for some weird reason, they're free to me - normally they cost $9.95 for the 'full report'

However, I know lots of really nasty intelligent people and I'd rather be a lot less intelligent, but a better person - what do you think?

Sometimes I guess needing to be 'the best' academically can make up for feeling insecure - there are very few people who are both highly intelligent and also well-rounded personalities.

You also get very clever people who are not so good at putting ideas into action; to achieve certain goals you really need to be focused, and a mercurial mind is easily distracted! Right?

Personally, I blame all my failings in life on my weakness for beautiful women!
I agree.. there is emotional intelligence too.... some really 'intelligent' people cannot relate and are somewhat lacking in empathy... often these people can only think in a linear way which requires scientific / mathematical basis... wouldn't say they are nasty people necessarily just 'lacking' in the other equally important forms of intelligence... lived with a PhD student a few years ago who was a bit like that... I acually liked him.. he had an 'innocence' about him which was quite endearing... he was very clumsy though socially.... poor chap... and he was sometimes arrogant in an unwavering way.. I would say his IQ was off the rickter scale, but saddly I think he will be unlikely to reach his full potential, and I don't hold out too much hope for him finding life long love either sad hug cheers


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Thank you......... my first love was far more intelligent than I was, well she was VERY clever let's put it this way......... I so missed our really in-depth conversations about anything and everything.

I just did one of those multiple intelligence test thingies today - I did worst on the most important aspect to me 'personal intelligence' I just got 70%; however, I got:

90% both on phyiscal intelligence and viseo-spatial intelligence......

and 100% on the other three:

mathematical intelligence, social intelligence and linguistic intelligence - not bad for an old fart, huh?
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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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My first wife was Irish....... and my eldest son is therefore 50% Irish.

I liked her accent, but I think what attracted me much more to her was that she looked really nice and was modest and quiet and intelligent and a really decent person - it wasn't until after we got married that I realised that she was totally anti-social!

for an Irish person that is quiet strange... u can't shut us up normally laugh cheers


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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The most important thing is neither brains nor beauty - it's PERSONALITY!

It's nice to also have brains though a man can feel intimidated by a woman who is far brainier than himself (luckily for me this has seldom happened as I have the brains! )

I very rarely meet an ugly person these days - a person has to have a really ugly CHARACTER to seem physically ugly to me. Most normal people can make themselves look half decent with the aid of new-fangled stuff like running water and stuff to clean yourself with and wear reasonable clothes - filthy dirty hair is a big turn-off to me!

Naturally my ideal woman is one with a sparkling personality, bright as a button and drop dead gorgeous to boot - and I found her via CS!
"It's nice to also have brains though a man can feel intimidated by a woman who is far brainier than himself"

I have experienced this.. and its a real shame, because its really enjoyable being in the company of a person who challenges you and from whom you can learn something. I love hearing others views, because I am acutely aware of the fact that my knowledge base is limited. Any opportunity to expand on that via companianship with a person that you actually like AND fancy... heaven in my book... I fear that guys (urself excluded of course hug) who think along these lines are really selling themselves short smile cheers


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Aries01 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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I did put after it


ten pints of guinness I'm more likely to fallover in front of the woman
I have had guys try to chat me up who could barely keep their eyes open... afraid it happens rolling on the floor laughing laugh cheers not all like that tho thankfully hug


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