Posted: Dec 29, 2007, 6:43 PM CST
Why dogs are better than women...
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Dogs don't cry
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Dogs love it when your friends come over
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Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
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Dogs think you sing great
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A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
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Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
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Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
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Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
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Dogs are excited by rough play
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Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
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Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
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Anyone can get a good looking dog
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If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
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Dogs don't shop
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Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
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Dogs never need to examine the relationship
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A dog's parents never visit
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Dogs love long car trips
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Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
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When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
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Dogs like beer
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Dogs don't hate their bodies
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Dogs never criticize
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
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Dogs never expect gifts
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Dogs don't worry about germs
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Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
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Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
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You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
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Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
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Dogs don't borrow your shirts
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Dogs never want foot rubs
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Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
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Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
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Dogs can't talk
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Dogs seldom outlive you
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