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yeah, that may or may not be the reason...and I may or may not love......oh forget it....I won't say that here.....Where is slim?

Damn
"ALRIGHT!!! I'll do the damn dishes."

Any food here. I'm starving.

Does not matter what color you hair turns you are a beautiful lady

I am always here to help sweetie

Barry is this one better Still up in bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."

The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."

Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed."

The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

Hi sweetie how about a rum and coke and a shot of Jager

Another drinky Des. Where'd the girlies go?

Unethical?
Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra in case it is used to boost their performance on the track..." and "... Viagra could be used to raise the dogs' blood pressure and therefore heart rate, making them run faster in the early stages of a race."

If Viagra really does offer an advantage to these dogs, wouldn't the whole plan backfire? I mean, come on, it'd be really easy to spot which one was going to be the winner, wouldn't it? ".. and it looks like the winner is going to be Rover, by a nose... wait, that's not his nose..."

yeah, screw it. Who cares. There was enough drama here today......I'll just ignore these threads...had a long night and day....

Hey Luscious!

It is in Sweden

Anal on first date?

or maybe all my friends are easily lol!! jokes!

(i'd say give him another week as long as we give him food and water every 3 days he'll be fine!)

maybe it is an american english thing?? here a kiss on the first date is pretty standard unless you really don't like them. actually for the majority of ppl i know more than a kiss is pretty standard of the first date. but does seriously depend on the guy i mean if johnny depp arrived i wouldn't wait for the date i would jump on him then and there!

pretty flowers for a pretty girl
(p.s. i think maybe we should let chris out the stockroom i think he has been in there for nearly two weeks now lmao)

also i would strongly recommend not to give her flowers on the first date but it is your instinct

Somebody needs to do an ip check on this member. I suspect multiple account abuse. This is surly that candy chic who is bored. If not, then I am wrong. Either way the moderator should do an ip check...the pic and type of posts are a dead give away.