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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Damn girl, you've got one hell of a bucket down there,its so big it's like shaking a pencil in st pauls cathedraldevil devil devil


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING...FERTILISED!!devil


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
For me gilly for the best black singer it would have to be Bob Marley obviously no contest.His words are as relavant today as they ever were.
As far as black actors well Samuel Jackson,coolest man on the planet,Richard Pryor one of the best comedians.

handshake handshake cheers cheers


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Claayer: hahaha byyyeee... poor leetle Maaaair



Well sorry,but can't wait here for you girls any longer,my son's knorring at the furniture already,see's you all later,be good,and if you can't be good don't get caught.....wave wave


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
morganlee: I would luuuuurve a Roast dinner with proper Yorkie Puds !!! Can only get self raising flour here, they come out like bloody muffins !!!



shouldn't matter darl...the raising agent in yorkies is the beating of the eggs,it's the lift you get in it that allows air into the mixture.


by the way I'm available for parties,barmitsvers and weddings...also sunday lunches with georgeous womenangel angel


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Claayer: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



As if I could leave you out clayer,anyone else,plenty to go round,only me and my son today and I always cook to much,just one thing...who's washing up.??yay yay


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
PILIPALA: Think i need some one to look after me




Well I'm dishing up soon,the doors open,wines chilled,make yourself at home...now breast or leg.???wave wave


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
nuala: and if she plays her cards right she will be like the chicken......slow roasting......

Just joking Mair......





Yeah don't know about the slow part thoughdropping jaw dropping jaw


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
sxc666: I need affection a good cuddle. To share a bond to lay on the lounge and cuddle up with someone wine in hand and watch a good dvd.

The simple things I often miss, but they mean so much.




AAAAHHHHH that is so sweet...I want that,that sounds perfect to me to.wave wave


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
PILIPALA: Some one either to cook me Sunday dinner or invite me out to Sunday lunch



Your invited,got a lovely garlic chicken roasting slowly in the oven....hope you like a good roastingangel angel


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
porsha69: Ahhh thanks... I think!!!

What can I say, I am fussy who I see! LMAO


Nothing wrong with being picky porsha,you seem like a woman who knows her own mind so I'm sure when the right guy pops his head up he'll know it.And be very lucky as well.lips lips


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
blushing blushing who me ,only reading it as I see it,anyway porsha how come an attractive woman like yourself hasn't got a date on a friday night,damn girl would of thought you'd be squatting em off like flys round shit.love love love lips lips


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
porsha69: Hi chef all fine here thanks, how's you?



All good this end porscha,even better now your here of course.love love love


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
A guy brings a bunch of flowers home to his wife
"I suppose I'm going to have to spread my legs now aren't I."she says
"Why"he replies,"haven't you got a fucking vase."

devil devil devil devil help devil devil devil devil


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
I don't know about blind...but its normally quiet blurred after 5-6 pintsgrin grin


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
I think I've found out where all us guys have been going wrong....its got nothing to do with understanding a woman...its got everything to do with just doing as your told....whats there to understand anyway they're all nuts....the only way we'll get an insight into a woman's mind is if you happen to gain telepathic powers...and come on guys do we really won't to know who she's thinking about when we're having sex.?devil devil devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
I just want to say that although I'm not a supporter of the BNP,and don't gree with everything with what interflite is saying,unfortunately it's getting to the point in this country where his opinion is becoming more popular.
Now I suppose I'll be called a racist and small minded,but for the record I'm neither,I don't blame the innocent refugee who seeks ayslum from persercuation,I blame the goverments in the past who have lost all control of immagrations,this country is coming to a crisis point,where we can no longer maintain this influx of immagrants and unfortunately some unpopular decisions will have to be made.
Personally I think we should take a leaf out of Australia's,New Zealand's and Canada's policy's,you are not entitled into there countries unless you are financially fiable,have a referee to sponsor you,and a trade,no body would call their policies racist would they.


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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
baileysqueen: well i seem to be his barmaid cause he is never here! definately lets fire him. if the nuts club is run by girls it will actually be in order. we could have proper cocktail nights and proper shows not just pole dancing when someone is in! you might have to clean the store room 2 many painful memories



At least Chriss has left it in good hands,with a georgeous bit of totty behind the bar.....Why champagne bottle's...enquiring minds would like to know.?



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