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im not sure if mine is big or not

but ive got a bluddy fast arse so i dont think it matters


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hi gilly mate,sorry its a bit late but happy eater to you to


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wow,this is a blast from the pastmi thort after 3 years of the servival of the nuts club thread it had lost its apeal ,

wel if its to be reopend we need to get rid of thease cobwebs,

and jojo is that still your sick behind the bar that u hadnt cleaned up from last time?

its gone all moldy and hairy now, and yes im on about the sick


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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars,
and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for
a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to
fix
up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in
a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million
dollars. But 'realistically', we're living with two sluts and a homo.




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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars,
and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for
a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to
fix
up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in
a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million
dollars. But 'realistically', we're living with two sluts and a homo.




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theres meny diffrent ways to exercise the same part of your body,and you can use thease diffrent ways to work ot diffrent routines,this is not uncommon,people do this al the time becouse it does get boring,

i used to be a fittness instructor,not no moor but i still train about 4 maybe 5 times aweek and im always changing my routine to keep it fresh,

but sometimes,and when u have been going it for a while it might start to loose its apeal to keep fit,but one other way of looking at it, 1 hour-2 hours training each time is not much out of your day,so keep it up becouse some of the long term benifits of keeping fit only start to come to the surface later in life


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yes i totally agree, when i had my nuts club in full swing, people thort i was some sort of player,but the thread wasnt ment to reflect the ay iam in realy life, it was ment for a laugh,its moor like a stage act,but people being people jumped to meny conclusions, putting 2 and 2 together and comming up with 6,

in real life as wendy as pointed out on a few ocasions i am a shy person

so is true,people might know ou on the forums but have no clue how you are in the real world..

but i can also say that people,ciber friends i had met on here over the years are now very much very good rea life friends


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yu know, it doesnt matter what thread is put on the board, theres always someone who winges about it,

it was just out of interst,like a fantasy, we all have fantasy's, i think alissia millano is gorgouse,but i know that me and her will never be,but i am 100%happy with the girl im with now,so this thread wasnt ment to make men feel bad about them selfs,it was just a genral poll,away from pollitics away from sex away from war,

but like every thread theres always one person who thinks its a stupid thread


Lady's Wich one of thease men takes your fancie the most,look at the pics: click here to read the entire thread »

so if they both walked into your bedroom then youde be set for the night hahahaha


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dont you stick up for her becouse then my punishment will be even worse



ok i know a good punishment,i realy hate being tied to the bed and smotherd with love,please dont do that to me,

wel ok i do need to be punished so maybe i should let you do that as a punishment


and by the way i was talking to knowswhentofold when i said tied to the bed not jo hahahaha


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ahh yes our sean hehehe,one of my fav 007's along side roger moor,

do you know that sean is almost in his 80's?79 i think he is and still going strong


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interesting results so far becouse over in the uk forum brendan fraiser is in the lead, does this meenthat english women have diffrent tastes,

do english women go moor for the pretty boy rather than the ruff looking hard knock type?


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wel im a single dad, and i do all the above and i met my special bird of happiness


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vinnie jones and jason statham are british actors, they both stared in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, jason went on to make the trancporter films,and vinnie started along side brad pit in the film snach and if i remember rightly i think vinnie stared in gone in sixty seconds, dont know if that helped ya? hahahaha




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i di agree with that, but north korea are moor likly to push the button..

i think the new u.s president as got the right idea on having a none newclear planet, meening weapons


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isnt that when she blurted out, this pop corn tastes like prawns?
i do recall such an event


anyways ad have my girl next to me tasting my pop corn


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who me? i never wing

and you know i would use alisia millano as airfare to get to you







hahaha just messing, dont hot me, u know you would come first

i just know im going to be in the dog house







love you babes


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how did u know thats what i'd be doing? have you been peeking?


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but, what if it was a big giant condom made out of nylon


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