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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 12:23 PM CST
Dawn7z wrote:
I will go shoot pool sometimes in a local bar. Like the regular hangouts and usually just order a soda. Have had too many alcoholics influence my life. Their love for demon rum surpassed the love for anyone else and its just too painful to put up with active alcoholics.
More likely a LOVE-HATEHATE Relationship with Demon Rum.uh oh!


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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 12:18 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Spoken like a true criminal!
Who,innocent Little Me?sigh crying



















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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 12:17 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Ooops, I thought you were talking about me, until I got to the part about ASKING him to stop hitting her car with stuff ........ I never Ask them to do anything. I enjoy to switch off the engine. Get out. Walk up to him/her. Spit in their face. Pull out my water pistol filled with ammonia, shoot them in the face, kick and break their kneecaps, slam them on the back of the head with a karate chop, then stomp on the back of their head. Signal to the traffic jam behind to reverse so I can drive around them - don`t want to get any gore on my car. That is why, when I drive, I usually leave home about half an hour early, just in case of things like this.
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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 11:43 AM CST
spiceygamble wrote:
I'll put it this way...
Palin is a post turtle.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
"You know, she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."


...yeah, you enjoy that debate.




OBAMA is a post turtle.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to OBAMA and his bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know,OBAMAis a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
"You know, he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Story originally referred to BHO in another Thread.
You need to alter those things better.

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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 11:37 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Then he is not a reader!

Faye Kellerman
Joy Fielding
Thomas Harris
John Burnham Schwartz
Clive Cussler
Lee Gruenfeld
Scott Turow ................................. to name just a handful on my bookshelves!

..... Not to mention all the American authors who get published in the UK.

I`m afraid I could not find anything on my shelves by Mr Engdahl - what does he write?
Oh,Smartie Pants is an Art Critic that took 17 years to make his PHD.
A shame what get's accepted for Professor-ship these day and ages.sigh uh oh! dropping jaw mumbling


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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 11:17 AM CST
Skybow wrote:
Naw Conrad, Biden will likely eat some toe jam and Palin will do a tap dance.

Morning everyone
Hope it ain't Old Toe-jam.rolling on the floor laughing wave


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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 11:12 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
Wow, Obama is even more evil than I thought!!
Told you so!
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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 11:09 AM CST
The Indian style
Posted by kevin on March 11, 192002 at 13:50:44

An Indian geezer goes to the red light district one night in Bangkok, and finds himself a lady for the night. He then asks her , how much do you charge for the hour???

She replies, "$100"
So he says, "Okay do you do Indian style?"
She says "No!!"
He then says to her , "I'll pay you $200 to do Indian style???"
She again says no , not knowing what Indian style is!
So he then offers her $300 , again she declines his offer.
So finally he says "I'll give you $500 to go Indian style with me"

Anyway she finally agrees thinking well she has been in the industry for over 10 years now, she has been there and done that , how bad could Indian style be...........

So she goes ahead with the Indian fellow , doing it in every kind of possible way and in every position. Finally at the end after he has finished, she turns around and says to him,
"What was the Indian style????

I mean did I miss something here?? What was so Indian style about what we did???"

He replies to her - "I'll pay you tomorrow!!!!!"

dunno uh oh! mumbling hole


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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 10:36 AM CST
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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 9:01 AM CST
jvaski wrote:
Hopefully Biden will just say nothing at all.................and let her tie the knot and put the rope around her own neck as she rambles on.....................
They'll probably bothfoot foot foot








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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 8:52 AM CST
gangel wrote:
Samba How is it going,Natashke??
Argonne
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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 8:34 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Genau...die Badepolizei....
Law just has to be everywhere.uh oh!







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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 8:30 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Bugger that...I'm going swimming....yihaaa!!!
There ought to be a Law.....blues




















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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 5:32 AM CST
Hot_Single_Dude wrote:
Sorry!!!!!!!!! I meant the Penis of the Bushney,s Fox News
Now you're adding Penis-Envy to all your other Ailments?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing D'oh! dropping jaw sick


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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 5:30 AM CST
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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 5:26 AM CST
Hot_Single_Dude wrote:
US Senate have passed the Bailoutplan!

I certaily hope the plan works so the economy of all of us some how is saved for the time being.......

But still I am certian even if the House of Representatives as well, passing the plan as well on friday..... our economy is really in deep deep shit because of eight years of the worse american administration Ever in history!

We will all loose money on this shit and will have to work much more and will have to forget all about real imrovments in our economies for a longer periode of time still ....... Increadible to think how desicions of some few in the Whtie House made us all to pay!!!!!!!!This huge power being the president of the United States of America and then.....

Giving all that power to a Sick Dude who is not even providing his true state of heatlh so voters can make a choice???????

Evne Bush is a professor compairing to this old war monger dude..... Damn the day when people even begin to Miss George W Bush if McCain wins the election
You need to take a GOOD DUMP!!!!!!!!!!
But NOT in my Neighborhood,please!sick sick sick


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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 5:19 AM CST
Hot_Single_Dude wrote:
Why the NO for Palin is so much bigger than the other two?

Does this really mean she is not qualified at all for becomng the "possible " president if the old war monger dude gets too ill all of a sudden to run the job?

Be really careful ladies and gents....... she will get a Witch Hunter coming after you if you dont vote for her
The Horse's Patoot has Broken Wind again.
Still Hating the USofA?popcorn


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Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 5:16 AM CST
agman wrote:
I this day and age, just about anybody can be the pres. Maybe,
the laws will change and Arnold (The Terminator) Schwartzenegar
will be pres.
Thought you need to change the Constitution for that.
Until that happens,Arnie's Teeth wouldn't hurt any longer.
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