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Conrad73
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 1:12 PM CST
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 12:58 PM CST
afdalus wrote:
Lookin for some friends.......
Hello there,Welcome.Welcome to Connecting Singles! balloons for you wave


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Conrad73
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 12:54 PM CST
rizlared wrote:
Okay so I have worked as a computer Engineer for most of my working life, so you could say I know my way around them, yes I get baffled by certain MS Windows problems but stay sane as these problems are also insurmountable by the original programmers, and if these mini icons of advanced mathematical calculus can’t fix it how can someone of normal intelligence, but I digress.

Being of a logical mind I decided to print some pictures for a friend, these were some taken on my Nokia phone, mainly of sunset’s, landscapes, Autumn leaves etc, via Bluetooth, so, I set up the printer set, up my phone and after pushing some 2,000 key strokes got to the print menu and there was the printer, Epson R360, Brilliant, pressed print and waited, and waited and waited and then the phone notified me that the pictures were printed, “No” I told the phone, “they haven’t” so I tried again, same result, phone said they were printed but nothing, not even a Chirp came from the printer, it just sat there like a Mere cat surveying the veldt, motionless, awaiting some large cat to emerge from the long grass.

Now when it comes to electrical devices I am not a fool, I have experience, knowledge gained from many years of trial and error, so I knew that I had made some mistake in setting up this Bluetooth connection, but some 5 hours later, now bereft of what hair I started with, I was still at a total loss, it said they had printed and yet nothing was produced. So I did what any sane man would do under these circumstances, I gave up!

I went outside and lit up a well deserved ciggy, here in sunny England we have this quant mania for leaning on the garden fence and putting the world to rights with the guy next door, so I did just that, bemoaning that when it comes to gadgets its always one step forward and two steps back, my neighbour, a friendly sort, works in Security and has a thing for golf and knows FA about computers, nods his head in a frustratingly knowing way as I regale my story of a wasted afternoon, when I finish, he looks at me and says “I think I can help you there my friend” I of course, am far to polite to say “Yer right so you know better than me” although the thought did cross my bewildered mind. Okay I reply, he disappears inside his house and reappears some moments later, clutching a huge wad of papers about half a ream I would guess.

He hands them to me, saying “ Are these your pictures? I think you own me some paper and ink”

And they were!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now the question is,how did they end up on his machine.Bet Billy Boy Gates could answer that one.rolling on the floor laughing


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Conrad73
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 12:50 PM CST
smoky wrote:
I think that was IT?!
Short and to the Point!laugh


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 12:49 PM CST
Fellow over in the INTNL Forum says,that Happiness is an Inside Job,and I tend to agree with him.
Abe Lincoln said,that People are as Happy as they make their minds up to be.grin conversing wave


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 12:11 PM CST
phoenix wrote:
Typing my response
Well,lets have it!rolling on the floor laughing conversing wave


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 12:09 PM CST
Some beautiful Boats you've got in Malta.wave


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Conrad73
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 11:40 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Cant wait to read about it in the News!....... Spinnaker made of Marti`s Bras, and the Mainsail out of Gstrings!!!!

NAH, he`d never waste good canvas on a sail ... he paints on the canvas! and probably uses the Dacron for bedsheets....?
Probably got attacked somewhere in the Gulf of Aden by Pirates and robbed of his Jib,Mainsail and Spinnaker.Then set him adrift.
Cruel bunch those Fellows when they want something.laugh conversing


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 11:30 AM CST
druidess6308 wrote:
Ah...forgot that one. I feed green tripe to my dogs, and that just looks like ground up beef...but the bleached stuff sold in the stores for humans has never looked good.
It's my Hometown Speciality,at least one of them.
Got to prepare them properly,or Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwbarfing










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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 11:24 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Answering realy stupid threads about Masturbation where the guys are afraid of self-detonating after their allotted 10,000 wanks. I told them they wont blow up - Only their hand will stick out of their grave, one day.....in case they`re realy worried about it .......
Who Is Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?rolling on the floor laughing laugh wave


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 11:22 AM CST
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 11:08 AM CST
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 11:06 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Or ... maybe his sewing on that sail tore apart....? He wanted a sail made out of Gstring panties!!!! Serves him right! Maybe he`s in Morocca or somewhere by now, or just drifting out at sea all alone, trying to avoid the oil carriers......?
He should at least have used all Canvas or even better,Dacron.laugh wave


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 10:48 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Why was it on a platter ...? ... Did they eat it?
Well,Salome wanted it.rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 10:45 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Evening.

Maybe the Great White got him?......
Seems the Deal they had went Sour.laugh


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Conrad73
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 10:35 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Yes, where is the Bugibba Lounge Lizard?......
That's what I wondered too.
He usually doesn't (can't) stay away from here that long.laugh

Good Evening.wave


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 4:39 AM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
You get the goods you pay for the goods --- COD- ie cash on delivery- not credit ie- includes Companys, individuals all purchases including Company takeovers.
One thing they havent mentioned here in Oz is the credit card debt and the interest charged by the banks on these cards - must be getting close to xmas huh
That's what I have been doing for Years.Cash on the Barrel.
That is how I have been brought up.conversing wave


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 4:37 AM CST
aberfoyle wrote:
Maybe you could get Rolf Harris to help out with that one ???
Too bad Slim Dusty ain't around no more.
He'd find a Solution!grin wave


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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 4:35 AM CST
wildoneof2 wrote:
I am brand new here and just thought that I would come here to say hi.I heard from someone that this is where most people hang out at.I am looking for is someone to talk to.Since it is hard to find time sometimes for a life between work and kids that you are taking care of by yourself.Right now the only reason I have the time because it is the middle of the night.Well more like early early morning, and for some reason I am up.I just thought that I would try this out.Once of my friends are on here and have finally convinced me to try it out.First time for everything I guess.
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Conrad73
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Posted: Nov 18, 2008, 4:22 AM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
A while back I got hold of this Book:

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Piano For Dummies (sorry,that is the Title)

IDG Books Worldwide, Inc.
An International Data Group CompanyFoster City, CA » Chicago, IL » Indianapolis, IN » New York, NY
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It starts right from scratch,and is designed for people to teach themselves.
I haven't made use of it yet,but from browsing through it ,I believe it is probably one of the most comprehensive Books of its kind,since it gets really into the Basics of Music as well.Try to get hold of a Copy.It's worth it.
The Author is Blake Neely in Cooperation with Cherry Lane Musicwave


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