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"look into the crystal ball, your milk and cookies await. Just look deeper and you will see the those relaxing eyes and that guy who awaits with a spatula in one hand and a baking pan in the other".........

OMG............sorry, but the thought of cookie dough, jello(see other post) and a POOL just sound too damn good to be true. ~K~ I apologize in advance cause your pool is going to be a mess with all that cookie dough we'll be playing with. ONLY WHO'S BRINGING THE ICE CREAM


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WyldFire:

See my post "where the hell is everyone" sounds like we both have had our share of shitty days. At least you seem to be a bit more composed (for now) in your inquiries. Hopefully you can keep that inner peace. I think so far everyone that has given you a response is right on the money........Thank God for the internet, it is VERY obvious that people have forgotten what MN NICE is all about..........I will tell ya my secret (and this is why I consider Dog, ~K~, Stef, Whitetiger, Annie and all those other nutcases that have replied to at least one of my threads my true friends), those people have not forgotten. they give freely until it hurts then give some more. THOSE are the people you need to care about responses from or responding to the others......Screw em.

hope I made sense


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drat it looks like my emoticon didn't work oh well



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Wait! Wait! Don't run, I'm here. and WELCOME WYLDFIRE...... haven't read your profile yet so, don't know too much about you other than you live close to my ex. um yeah, we can forget about that. Um, picturing the pool filled with jello, um no............unless we are talking jello shots then HELL YES BRING IT sounds like my kind of party.

God I hate working this stupid schedule, when I'm not working I'm sleeping it f'in sucks. and yep, I too missed out on the 4th for the 1st time in years. (what can I say I tried to climb on top of the silo's at work but...........the boss caught me). too bad to cause I could have seen like every show for miles.

anyway welcome Wyldfire and so far you seem to be fitting in just fine don't worry if you read back you will see we have our serious times and our fun times MOSTlY FUN...........who wants to wade in the dark garbage anyway right..............

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DOG MAN you forgot ~K~'s FAVORITE....................



and ya know she needs her average daily allowance of............



Bread with all the right toppings of course.......................


sorry girl I couldn't resist....................


Curly


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~K~ asked.....
BTW....what was that phone call about tonight?!?! I was so confused and tried to call you back and no answer...then your text about it being a strange last couple of days?!?! WTF?!?! Oh well....made me laugh. Hope you had a good night.

Thanks alot ~K~ for posting that so now I have to answer in the open forums. OK here goes. AS you all know by now my weekend wasn't what I expected. would have been better if I didn't have a family member think I was trying to take pictures of her chest at a family gathering on Saturday, anyway......Last night I was going thru my phone book at work (as you probably know by now ~K~ I work in a very LOUD place if the call connected I believe it did. Anyway, I was going to delete a few people who haven't contacted me in awhile etc. and my boss came up to me right when I was getting ready to go past ~K~'s phone number and to Kitty's (yeah I know) anyhow, instead of hitting the info button to make sure I was deleting the right ~K~ yep girl I have about 3 of ya in my phone book currently. I accidently hit the send button. thus wise calling you. when I noticed the time and knew that I wouldn't be able to hear a word you were saying I tried texting ya and you kept trying to call and finally I got the text typed out and sent. (what can I say I got fat fingers and It takes me awhile to text crap).

So, just another WONDERFUL way I started my week. BTW I Too was laughing all nite over it so...............Thanks I hope I didn't disturb your sleep too much........

Jim



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Julee lets just say this weekend was an all around bummer. But, as I have stated to many of my friends in some of my posts. the important thing I have learned in life is a simple beautiful truth.....
"every day wake up look at yourself in the mirror and smile. at the end of the day promise yourself you will do the same. As long as you can do this two very important things have happened. 1. you survived the day and 2. you had a good and happy day".

Thank you for the thought though




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love those emoticons



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hmmmmmm, not sure how to take that one


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Hey the truth hurts. and I still smell it occassionally. I had a Woman show up for a date who was so offensive she didn't notice the manager of the Deli bring out a fan pointing it right toward her and the door because others were complaining. I left a huge tip and an apology to the staff.


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what can I say, I have always felt I would have been better off if I would have been raised in England. you folks are so good at sayin' it like it is!



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OK livin in the midwest I feel kinda safe here so here goes:

1. get so stinking drunk on date one that they don't remember the nite.
2. get so stinking drunk on date two they don't remember the emotional breakdown they had in the middle of the nite.
3. on date one, get as hot as can be (give my tonsils a good wash) then disappear over something that is being worked on as we speak.
4. SMELL, NO LIE...... I may not be perfect but, I never show up for date one smelling like I haven't taken a shower in 3 weeks.
5. be worse at house cleaning than I am, hey your bedroom is your problem but the house in general should always look decent for company "at the last minute"
6. show me their closet full of shoes, like they expect me to remember they have all the "cute tan shoes" they need!!!!
7. most importantly show up for the first meet n greet/date and look like someone other than what was pictured (I have no problems with heavier women really but, if you're self esteem is hurtin' that bad.....I dunno?????? sorry for the somewhat serious postin' folks but I just had a rotten weekend
thanks for letting me vent



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HEY folks! Well another weekend lost but hardly forgotten! I want to thank all of you for your support and advice both in line and via personal e-mail. BTW ~K~ I'm cryin' just cause I'm attempting to meet someone closer doesn't mean its working. I still would probably fight jesse for a date with you. You seem to have a pretty clear head on your shoulders and more importantly YOU HAVE A POOL DAMMIT! MAN would that have felt good today.
anyway THANK YOU ALL you truly are a bunch of good eggs, slightly cracked but good
Why is it all the good women to date seem to live half a state away........Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

jim


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an even better question is: Is it me or has the opposite sex forgotten what sending out mixed signals does to a persons mind or is the world in such sad shape that we feel a constant desire to SCREW with peoples minds and pardon the blunt statement NOT THEM?


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Shit Man, Jesse I sometimes think (no offense ladies) that you and I are the glue holding eachother together over time. something tells me that IF I do find that special someone out there you are gonna end up being my best man. (do you think your up to the challenge)

you guys are the best

Jim
p.s. I am sorry for coming off sounding pathetically dorky the last few postings but, I was really looking forward to getting out of this damn house this weekend. instead I ended up doing a ton of "mommy do" list crap and fix-ups inside..............BORING...............NOW I get to go back to my normally scheduled crappy schedule. I REALLY GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS JOINT


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Hey Dog.....YA Know I was checking my archives after I read this and it seems like it was just a little under a year ago you gave me the same advice...........................MAN what r we doing wrong (or maybe right) to still be single after a year. ME I can blame it mainly on my work schedule conflicting with my life YOU...............You have a motorcycle, live in the middle of nowhere, look like you have a ton of cool friends, a mustang, ya da ya da ya da...................................................

not TRYING TO BE NEGATIVE I'M JUST SUPER PISSED OFF THAT NOT ONE DAMN PLAN I HAD FOR MY FREE WEEKEND WORKED............ALL OF THEM WERE FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.........you disappeared, whitetiger vanished, one of the girls I was talking to told me she wouldn't date me because of "dependency issues" the other is impossible to get a hold of, and the newest, well she's a work in progress. and ~K~ and I only chatted via forums like 2 times. Oh, Stef wanted to get together and meet every one but I figured why bother when no one was gonna be there.............................summertime and my life grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

but hey, I'm alive and kickin and thats all that counts right.


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obviously WE scared everyone away ~K~. I've been flirting with a person I am trying to meet and am getting slammed into brick walls every time we try and set up a meet n greet. I dunno, I am about to just say F it and let mother nature/god/whoever decide if I am supposed to have a relationship in my life. Cause everyone out there is too damn chicken to meet (present company excluded) or to damn stuck on issues that are not permanent issues.

GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr

Jim


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OK folks almost everyone seems to have disappeared again. Here is the scoop on the poop. like I said in the original post. this is the first NORMAL work week I have had IN AGES, I don't know what is going to happen after this week. that's why I was thinking this coming weekend. IF it doesn't work out the next closest time I see available would be probably the weekend following the 4th of july or in the middle of the week sometime. (normally but, the way this place is jerking me around who knows).

Anyway I just thought I would throw that out there. ~K~, Jesse, Stef, anyone, lets try and plan something out. you guys e-mail me and if nothing else we can get together for a fun time at the beach/park. ...~K~ I believe you said you were worried about babysitters, bring the kids along if ya want, I love kids so I wouldn't mind. It's not like this get together is an "official date" or anything.

Jim.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... all I wanna do is have some fun and meet my new friends.................grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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OK........~K~, put us on the spot of course who do you think would answer............HA beat ya to it Jesse.

What guy can say with a straight face, most importantly right off the bat is the attitude/size of the womans heart and soul...........What do I NOTICE............Believe me when I say EYE'S and LEG's. I have worked way too many Renaissance Festivals to give a damn about the chest. Once you've seen a chest in a corset for 7 to 10 weekends in a row and heard the "corset release orgasmic sigh" a million times you can see a nude chest a million times and simply say. hey how you doin'.

so yeah Eye's and leg's


question.....none, I wanna see other guy's reply to ~K~'s post.


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PS ~K~ C'mon do you think a 6yo would have noticed a bunch of old nude guys swimming in the pool

um, yeah like that would have been the greatest video of all times:

on "america's funniest home video's, the golden year's": "for anyone out there wondering if love really is dead this video we received from MN just goes to prove that love float's..........um, ewwww (covering the video) could someone stop rolling the tape.........My apologies folks, THAT was not love. unfortunatley it seems the dog left a present for this gentleman........roll tape............ (scene: a pic of Jesse eyes closed, floating right into the doggy doo left by your dog).

and of course us in the background laughing our asses off..................


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