Okay this being a few yrs ago??jan2007?? Here on C.S.
The Penis,hereby requests a raise in salary for the following reasons;
1.I do physical labour.
2.I work at great depths.
3.I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.I do not get weekends or public holidays off?.
5.I work in damp enviroment.
6.I work in dark area with no ventilation.
7.I work in high temperatures.
8.My work exposes me to Diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assesing your request & considering the arguments you have raised the management denies your request for the following reasons.
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