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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
A flooded house? Oh Gawd....I don't envy you! Haven't had one of those in years......but mishaps with locked doors???? Ummmm.....yeah.....just a little one a few years ago.....

I was dating a man we will call 'Bill'. We were locked out of his house one night and after checking all the window screens, etc. for a way in, I came up with this BRILLIANT idea! There was a small to medium sized doggie door off the kitchen that I was sure I could fit through far enough to reach the knob to unlock the door from the inside. That part worked. But when I went to shimmy back out of the doggie door, my hips caught on the aluminum frame which was loose on one side and very sharp edged. No matter which way I tried to move I was going to be cut. So I was stuck! To make matters even worse, 'Bill' called the local Fire Dept. to come rescue me? What the hell was he thinking???!!! I was so embarrassed, I wanted to crawl in a hole!

Believe it or not.......it gets worse! I live in a fairly small town. Two or three days later on the front page of the local paper there is a picture of a woman's rear end with a headline reading
'An Unidentified Woman Is Rescued'................. frustrated


Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed....... moping


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
DangerouslySweet: OMG!!!! I just found lint in my navel!!!



Sorry.........that was just disgustin'! blushing I'm soooo embarrassed now.... moping


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA



DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
OMG!!!! I just found lint in my navel!!! dropping jaw


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
druidess6308: I liked your response to what some others have responded...no, he didn't "guarantee" anything like that, btw...that's why I chose "meditation" as my answer. The Christian definition of God isn't mine, thereby does not remove guilt. Acceptance of one for who one is and realizing that you can't change the past, and acknowledging that one is not perfect...those things can help alleviate guilt though. Afterall, that emotion doesn't do any good. Through meditation I have searched within my soul, found my inner strength and inner peace, and continued with a life that I strive daily to improve.

My apologies for intruding, though, if this was supposed to be a Christian thread, or if you were looking only for a Christ- or God-based answer.



I couldn't agree with you more. Meditation is a wonderful tool.....and I don't know if any of us truly know the real definition of what being a Christian means, let alone God. ACCEPTANCE....now there is a word the entire world could better itself with!

I don't think I am speaking out of turn here (sorry if I am Patrick wink) when I say that no apologies are needed. This was never intended to be a Christian/Christ/God only forum. A higher power is only defined by each individual person, and your 'medicine' sounds like it comes from the same distributor. wink hug



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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
Sorry I missed this first time around Patrick. Looks like some of the readers took the title 'Medical Breakthrough' quite literally in associating it with pills, drugs and a few less conventional herbal remedies. It is nice to see that some have identified who or what their higher power is.......although I'm not sure I've ever seen it as a pacman-like emoticon with an orange blob falling from it's mouth. It's also nice to see that some read, and unfortunately, some don't. Or did I miss something? Was there more after 'and let you meet life's challenges with confidence and courage.'? Was there something that said you will be guarenteed to never be faced with a problem in life ever again? confused dunno


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
BRB..............I'm going to check my profile and make sure I didn't put intimate activity encounter partner down........... help


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
'It's Bad, You Know'........R. L. Burnside.........Love that mix of jazz/rythm n blues with a little cajun twist. Something about that song makes me wanna dance like I've never danced before! First time I heard it I was downloading the theme song from the 'Sopranos' on Limewire. rolling on the floor laughing

Other than that......and don't laugh......I could listen to 'Celtic Women' non-stop for hours......maybe even days. If angels have voices, surely they must be modeled after them. angel



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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
lusciousmile wrote:Yes, for kids in nursery school.

lusciousmile: Not with their classmates of course, they've met those in person.



If I find out my grandson is online withany of you while he is supoosed to be learnin' his ABC's, you're gonna be in DEEP DOODOO!!!!!

sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
woody636: Hey all! Got to run for now. Just want to thank all of ya for the laughs. Been great!!! Later!



Take care Woody.............hug


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
tufty wrote: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........


Maybe all loo seats should be electric, and all women should be tagged....



Glad I finished reading this post........at first I thought you wanted to ELECTRICUTE all of us!!! laugh But in all fairness, I think the men should be the ones tagged since you already have that little hangy down thing anyways. JMHO innocent


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
mbcasey: you would love football...you have just never been "sacked"...



Seein' how I have always thought you were such a sweet man MB........I'm gonna pretend you never said that. smile


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
keytone: <<<<<<<<<doesn't know a damn thing about football.

;-}



That's ok Bettis.......you n I can go SHOPPING!!! grin


As soon as the $$$ start rollin' in........mumbling



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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
woody636: Hey Stress, whatdaya think? I think maybe Dangerously sweet could be taught the "finer" points of football. Should we take the time to try????



'Finer' points of football? Think I'll pass......besides......I'm sure I have something much more fun to do......

like maybe a root canal! sticking out tongue



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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
StressFree: I concur....don't forget the throwing of random things in the air....and don't mention the mess that is left behind once the weekend is done. Me clean it WHAT!!!!!!!




Hmmmmmm...............now how did I ever forget to include those 2 things in my previous post to this thread? confused DAMN! I also forgot to post all the warning signs outside the bathrooms for the ladies!

professor DURING NFL SEASON, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ENTER THIS BATHROOM AND ASSUME THE

SEAT HAS BEEN LEFT IN THE 'DOWN' POSITION. THE MEN HEREIN CANNOT POSSIBLY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR

PUTTING THE SEAT DOWN AFTER USING THE TOILET WHEN THEY HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME DURING THE

INSTANT REPLAY TO RUN THE 30 YARDS TO THE REFRIDGERATOR FOR ANOTHER BEER, THE 40 YARDS

DOWN THE HALL TO THE BATHROOM, AND THEN THE 45.5 YARDS BACK TO THE RECLINER.


FURTHER DISCLAIMER (BY THE MEN, OF COURSE), IF YOU ARE FEMALE AND YOU SIT ON A WET TOILET

SEAT, BLAME NO ONE BUT YOURSELF FOR BEING SO FOOLISH AND PUTTING IT DOWN LAST TIME YOU

USED IT. (LIKE WE'RE GONNA PUT IT UP FOR YOU???) rolling eyes



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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
woody636: I know! Gotcha darlin!!



........waiting patiently for the $$$........dancing


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
StressFree: Sounds like a plan....NO WOMEN ALLOWED NEAR THE GAMES! Well, they are welcomed as long as they don't bitch or make some assanite comment about the game....


No problem there StressFree.....you guys do plenty of your own bitching during games and assinine comments too!!! sticking out tongue sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
woody636: Hey guys! How about we all kick in some cash so Dangerously sweet can go shopping and leave us alone to drink our beers and watch the games!!



Bite me Woody!..........It was a joke!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


But I'm always up for SHOPPING! batting eyelashes grin



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