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dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
princess49503: Super Troopers!!!

"Fezik, are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are we'll all be dead!"
"No more rhymes I mean it!"
"anyone want a Peanut?"
"BAHHHH"


The Princess Bride.


"Guess This Movie": click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Most of the lawyers in DC are already afraid of truck drivers and here you are adding to their fears. rolling on the floor laughing


Lawyers: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
spiceygamble: Well, ya have to look to see the size.


Not if you are fluent in braille.


Do looks really matter?: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
princemuncher: Face it, we're all losers......

We're on a freaking website looking for dates.....


I resemble that remark.


What's with all the "woe is me threads"?: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
mbcasey: Now Dave...everyone knows you are the CS stud. And you sweep women off their feet because you have the biggest broom....


Apparently you have the biggest shovel. laugh handshake


Hi....may I crash?: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
mbcasey: Do you think my chances would dramtically increase if I threw in a bag of popcorn too?


You're asking the wrong person. If I knew what it took to attract a woman, I wouldn't be here.


Hi....may I crash?: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
mbcasey: I predict you will only be here a week....


You saying a box of chocolates is going to sweep her off her feet?


Hi....may I crash?: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
mastic55: are you still hitting a woman or a man? Can you be charged for hitting a woman?


The way the lasw are in this country today, you would probably be charged with a hate crime.


If a woman gets a sex change to become a man and you beat her/him up in a bar fight: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Are you woman material?


Sorry, I don't think you would make a very attractive woman.


Am i woman material : click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Virginia Madsen is looking mighty fine in The Astronaut Farmer.


Who is the most sexiest actress: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
The_Kansan: Easy! Just format what you want to show as a quote with:

[ quote= whomever you want to quote ] then add the text and "close" the the quote with [ / quote ]

(I put spaces in to show you the characters.) When you do it right, it comes out like this:

Hope that helps.


Could you break that down into little words so I can understand? I'm pretty thick sometimes.


Curious....: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: Hey Davey Dog! Hello everybody!


I wish I could stay and play for awhile but I'm on a deadline I can't ignore.

I'l be offline for a few days, too, so I won't be around to cause trouble. See you soon though!


Hi gorgeous. Stay safe.


The Anticipation of Sex: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: Just a weird little story since it's related to this topic...

When I was in college I worked for a large cosmetic/fragrance company dealing with men's and women's products and they had their own extensive research facility and did lots of training, etc.

Anyway, according to them, "The Anticipation of Sex" makes your hair grow faster.

So ladies, if his five o'clock shadow suddenly appears in mid-day...

Who knew?


My hair and beard would be dragging the floor by now.


The Anticipation of Sex: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: Hey Davey Dog!


You have to read back a page or two for it to make sense.


Hi Karen Kat. wave

I can't read. I just look at the pictures. sticking out tongue


Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: Then how the heck do you know they're real men?


Just gonna have to do a Crocodile Dundee.


Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Indyfella: Who broke the latest cease-fire. Therein may lie the problem.


I believe it was Hamas. Seems like it was Hamas last time too. Funny though, how Hamas breaks the cease fire, then when Israel retaliates they look to us to back Israel down.


Whose fault is it? Palestinian gang in Gaza (Hemas) or Isreal goverment?: click here to read the entire thread »

dazzling_dave Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Indyfella: Happy new year's too you too! One of my 09 goals is to reduce time on here in order to work on that butt.


I was just sitting here going over my goals for the upcoming year. If I can accomplish spending less time in here, everything else should fall into place.


What has Cs given you this year before it is gone...?: click here to read the entire thread »







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