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A quick story, if I may...
Had an operation here in Greece about 18 months ago. Needed some pre-op checks first: EKG, blood work, and chest X-ray.
Went into a room for my X-ray and there were 2 men (one behind a glassed-in room, one who would set up the film for the X-ray). The man who was NOT behind the glass told me (in Greek) to go to a little changing room and remove my shirt and bra. I went in and was looking for one of those little green shirts that ties in the front, such as what we are given in the States. Hmmmmm. No shirts to be found. So I stepped back out and asked him for a shirt. He looked at me like I was crazy and asked what I was talking about. So I realized that they don't offer the same modesty protection here as what I was previously used to. I went back into the changing room, removed my shirt and bra, and stepped out with my arms crossed in front of me, covering my breasts. I walked towards the machine (and, the man!), looked him square in the eyes (and the one behind the glass was watching, too), and I said to him....
"You could have at least bought me dinner first"
And I dropped my arms to my side.

Thx! Will deliver tomorrow night!

So lets see, for you .......hhhhmmmmm. Okay, the address and phone number of "Boy Toys, Inc." Their motto is "You make the call, We deliver!"

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Lou in the AU forumsAnd Dana and Des in the INT and they have been a bad influence on me ever since

kool....takin it back...

Thx! Will deliver tomorrow night!

So lets see, for you .......hhhhmmmmm. Okay, the address and phone number of "Boy Toys, Inc." Their motto is "You make the call, We deliver!"

Ahhhh youth!

I am reminded yet again of when I was (much, much!) younger and mentioned to an "older" lady that I wouldn't mind getting laid by a chick with some experience... She told me to crawl up a brood hen's ass and wait!

MAy I suggest you post again when you reach 25/28? All the 40 something "Hotties" will be all over you..

And I'll be there, with axe and shovel in hand as well. That's what a friend does ... help you hide the body.

Save time and energy - small pieces and just "FLUSH"

Well never cheated..

and my Husband feels the same away about cheating..

He would NEVER DO IT...

as he been cheated on before..

Cant say in my past if anyone cheated on me..

but if it ever happend..

I wouldnt say anything..

AXE AND SHOVEL IN HAND

Robes are supplied by the establishment...as are those funky soft slippers...massage oil is extra though...charged to your account depending on how much you need...I have to warn you ahead of time though, the next McDonalds is in Sicily...80 miles across the the straights from here...it could be a VERY expensive hamburger...do you think you'll survive it??...

I don't think there is anything wrong with be discreet. Some of us like to leave something to the imagination. Besides, some of these big guys with harry beer gut belly really need to put something on. It hurts my eyes.

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