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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 24, 2008, 8:25 PM CST
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's wrong?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard" says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 24, 2008, 8:24 PM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 8:43 PM CST
livinglarge wrote:
Whoo hoo Dessie !!!!




LL are you asking me out


laugh laugh laugh laugh


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 8:34 PM CST
Hi Claayer professor I am number 1 laugh laugh laugh and it is all good dancing banana dancing banana dancing banana


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Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 8:26 PM CST
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Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 7:55 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 7:28 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Hello Des

Hello Rahul





Hi Beautiful sweet amazing Lela hug hug dancing banana dancing banana grin


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 7:25 PM CST
pyaremohan wrote:
hi des. how r ya man



I am doing good buddy how are you doing


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 7:22 PM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 7:19 PM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 7:18 PM CST
sweetowen wrote:
Hello all. How's everyone doing this evening?



Hi Sweetie hug hug yay grin


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 7:16 PM CST


A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, "Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower, too, right?"

The man asks, "Why would I be?"

The manager replies, "Because when the lawn seed grows, you'll need something to cut the grass with."

Surprisingly, the man buys a lawn mower. Then another man walks in and asks for a box of Tampax. The manager nudges the newly hired boy. The boy walks up to the man and says, "Right away, Sir. But, of course, you will be wanting a lawn mower with that, right?"

The shocked man asks, "Why?!"

The young man then replies, "Well, your weekend's screwed, so you might as well mow the lawn."




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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 9:37 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 8:41 PM CST
Mastic got a hot lady laugh laugh but watch is right had i think he is playing pocket pool


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
Gonna have to change my ballot to a write-in!



Hi Robert handshake cheers


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