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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 5:10 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 5:06 PM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
Hey des...hey everyon



Hi Buddy good to see you cheers


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 5:01 PM CST

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed , "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"




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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 4:56 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 7:42 PM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
Ya'll.........................I think everyone is out under trees playing their little tin whistle




Hi Lass great to see you cheers


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 7:02 PM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 6:56 PM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 6:52 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 6:45 PM CST


Three couples - a senior citizen couple, a middle-aged couple, and a young newlywed couple - wanted to join a church.
The pastor informed them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. We require them to abstain from having s*e*x for two weeks before joining the church. Are you ready to do that?" The couples said they were.
Two weeks later, the three couples returned.
The pastor asked the senior citizen couple, "Were you able to abstain for the entire two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! " said the pastor. "Welcome to the church."
The pastor then asked the middle-aged couple, "Were you able to abstain for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it."
"Congratulations! " the pastor said once again. "Welcome to the church."
The pastor then asked the newlywed couple, "Well, were you able to abstain for the two weeks?"
"I must apologize, Pastor," the young man said, "but we were not able to."
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"Well, we almost made it, but then just yesterday, my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it," the young man explained. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and couldn't resist taking advantage of her right then and there."
"I see," said the pastor. "You understand, of course, this means you will not be able to join our church," he added. "I'm sorry." The young couple left the pastor's office.
"I can't believe it!" the wife said as they walked outside. "Banned from both church and supermarket in the same week!"


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:45 PM CST
tipaly81 wrote:
That's cause he has all the good jokes and such. Very witty guy Des is.



Thank you sweetie blushing hug


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:40 PM CST
Chvygurl wrote:
well if i dont find a relationship on here ill more than likely find some friends you ppl r being nice to me hahaha even tho i kinda already made an @$$ outta myself lol....



it ok sweetie I make an azz out myself here all the time and there still nice to me


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:27 PM CST
kt7777 wrote:
Des buddy!how you been doing?




Hi KT i am doing good how are you doing my friend cheers


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:23 PM CST
Hi Tiffany welcome and have fun cheers


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
livinglarge wrote:
Well y'all thank you for participating in the thread , I had my suspicions when I posted it , thank you all, I am not suspicious anymore !!!! A lot has been clarified Enjoy !!





Sweetie thank you for starting this thread it has been fun hug


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:14 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
yea, but you put a micky in it .....i feel so used.....AND YOU DID'NT EVEN CALL



scold scold Did you not get my see you later text laugh laugh


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